Chris G.

Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

Swervedriver Sparta St Paul & The Broken Bones 🤓

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

...or have a developed character for snatch game. "Imma be Beyonce." Yes, that's a great idea 🙄

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

They've already erased it from history. They're whole thing is "it wasn't real."

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

I'm so hoping Biden stomps trump into the ground. I want him to break decorum and be a full blown bully.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Finding a lower mileage example would make for an incredible beater. Stick a $300 Rock Auto suspension in it and it's good to go. 🤓

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Thassa Camry tho.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Stock sheet metal, no flares, no enlarged wheel openings, steelies... Obviously something's up with it, but I wouldn't suspect that it's that fast 😮

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Holy f*cking sleepah 😮😮😮 Hooks up like crazy. Has to be a bit sketchy by the end of the 1/4 mile tho. Super rad car.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

That's the most Looney Tunes solution to a problem I've heard in awhile. I can hear the appropriate Looney Tunes score playing while he sneaked around stealing the papers. The last shot of the cartoon would be him, with the piles of papers next to him, opening his laptop to see the story online 😁

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

When I'm starving and have a big, full bag of fast food, digging in feels pretty damn good. Then I complain about my big belly. 😐

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

A friend of ours who is way into animal rescue made it her mission last year to get cats back into our home. She found these 2 nerds in 10/23, rescued from a 40 cat hoarder house in PA. The Tabby Josie, had a litter by age 1 and was only 6 lbs when we got her. Her sister Phoebe is a diluted calico.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

That is so upsetting ☹️

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

If Bernie were electable, he would have been nominated. He came nowhere near that. Then don't complain about trump.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

"How 'bout The Christ Punchers?"

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Biden did the most progressive thing possible for my household when he expanded the PSLF program and my wife's absolutely untenable $92k of student debt (when she was 52) was forgiven in 4/23. Truly life altering and it's the biggest effect any president has had on me. Conservatives loathe this. 😈

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

I'm definitely not familiar with that backstory. The comic is almost overwhelmingly edgy at times, which I appreciate. May she keep pissing the angry goatees off (I appreciate that one of the customers has a goatee--great detail).

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

The author is trans, if that matters. I think the commentary is brilliant and I don't mind the text, but that's probably neither here nor there, either.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

OMG her green eyes 🤩🤩🤩

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

This is the polar opposite of terrible. Warms my cold void of a heart. 🤓

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

I'm acknowledging Bibi is out of control. I also said on 10/7 that Israel was going to wipe Palestine off of the map & they proceeded to do that. I didn't expect Bibi to be at all ethical. I have enough PTSD from the " just couldn't vote Hillary" crowd. The potential '24 redux is terrifying.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

... and they stop beautifully! 🤓 I'm in the middle of a ride now, loving them!

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

I put some red SRAM lever hoods on my cross bike so I can party like it's 2010. Please clap

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

Right. I just read about a woman in Texas, near death, covered in her own feces after going unconscious when her stillborn baby was forced to remain inside her. Totally not dystopian or problematic. Coolcoolcool. But I'm the asshole. 🙄

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

I'm not remotely a Björk fan, but yes, that is a phenomenal name for a cat 🤓

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Cat 4 cyclocross hack here who appreciates this joke. 🤓 Here's a sticker that's on my car:

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Yeah, the "trans people are hated at the moment, so I'm gonna lose as an insufferable trans person" is a widespread troll persona. My day is great! Decent business and I'm going to get out on my bike for 1.5 hours 🤓

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

I'd literally kill for the game I have now when I was in my 20s. I can chat anyone up now. No problem talking to and engaging people I don't know (incl beautiful women) in social settings. I had no idea how to do that in my 20s & now it's pointless at 52. 😐 Come chat at the next party 🙂

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I shouldn't have engaged. Probably not a real person. There are so many of these trolls out there with the exact same persona (trans/radical/anti Biden).

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

I'll say the like you love: Have fun in the camps, cunt.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

And fuck you for being willing to lose the entire Supreme Court and allowing an actual fascist dictator come back into power, you tantrum throwing, shortsighted twat. Let's look away from the women on our shores who are dying because their rights to abortion were stripped because Bernie or Bust.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Graham and Stefanik have mused about nuking Gaza. Nikki Haley signed a bomb. Don't vote for Biden and you have that in charge. Please, let trump handle it and see how happy you are while more women die from pregnancy complications here. Good on you.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

A lot of people need to pay attention to what's happening here vs overseas. I saw a "both candidates are too old, so I'm not voting" post on IG. That person will be the first to complain when their rights are further stripped. Gaza is a mess. It will always be a mess. We're falling to fascism.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

From earlier this evening:

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

This will start happening a lot with all of those people who paid dealer markups. That's instant depreciation.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

So, free lunches for all kids because "feed the hungry" was something Christ kinda dug?

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

I use the oldschool MapQuest app for navigation and it's always spot on. This is on Android. Back in the day, Google maps would send me into a different neighborhood a few too many times. They're muddying everything with AI and it's going to wreck their brand 😐

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