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Has anybody checked on Camilla & Andrew Pierce?
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Former aether pirate laid low by sky kraken's & gin. Crash landed in Cambridge. Fan of Liverpool FC, coffee & steampunk. Opinions expressed may be mine.
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Has anybody checked on Camilla & Andrew Pierce?
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It was an odd election for Sunak: - Launching in a heavy rainstorm (to a D:Ream soundtrack) - Being questioned by Tory councillors pretending to be workers - The Welsh gaffe & the Titanic visit - Leaving them on the beaches - Betgate - Photographed under an 'Exit' sign - The fleeing sheep
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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
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I'd like to call upon Kier Starmer to give John Bercow the place in the house of lords that he so richly deserves.
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James Barišić
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Britain 2024 - where democracy is vital BUT THERE'S A FUCKING ART CLASS ON, SO GO AND FIND SOME OTHER SPACE TO HANG OUT...
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@iannlou.bsky.social
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One rare piece of good news for the Tories - Laura Kuenssberg retained her seat.
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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
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There's money to be made by installing a milkshake vending machine in the foyer of the Houses of parliament...
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Brilliant! Dave Brown in The Independent
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@iannlou.bsky.social
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"Thank God this is the last fucking time I have to fucking meet you. Oh & the wife says 'Fuck off' too."
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Lettuce gone.
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“I have a plan!”
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It’ll be galling for her to discover that Maybot has been nominated. When she finds out Failing Grayling (a useless tosspot we could have paid a billion quid to sit the pub & still have saved at least 2 billion quid) she’s going to be apoplectic.
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I can’t wait to see #FelictyMinge call the police again …
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I can pretty much guarantee that my insomnia will take the night off meaning I’ll groggily wake up @ 6am in the morning wondering what the fuck happened & why the Tory kleptofascists are still in charge. And whether Fishi Nutsak can get a refund in his one-way tickets to LAX.
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Looking at the various reports on the turnout I’ve a creeping fear that all the polls are wrong and the Kleptofascisct fucks will sneak a win.☹️
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"... And now to the election. I've analysed all the postal votes and it's another resounding victory for our Glorious Leader against the evil capitalist running dog and his perfidious lackey's. Hail The Glorious Leader! Hail The Party!"
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When you go to vote remember…
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It’s not a done until we all put a cross in the box of the candidate best placed to beat whichever kleptofacist mingemaggot is standing.
If you’re not sure who that is, there are plenty of independent sites that can help.
#AnnihilateThem
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Sam Vimes
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This.
Vote tactically.
Bury the Tory Bastards tomorrow.
#GE2024
#GTTO
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Note for Tory & Reform voters: if you go to your polling place between 22.00 & 22.30 tomorrow not only will you not need government approved ID, Fishi Nutsak has promised that your vote will count quadruple. This simple step could make the difference & clip Labour’s wings!
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Astana's 'Project 35' is a success & Sir Mark Cavendish makes history with the most tour stage wins ever as he passes the record set by Eddy Merckx.
#TourDeFrance 🚴♀️🥇
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Yeeeessss!
Mark Cavendish has the record!
#TourDeFrance
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This isn't the fist one of these ads that Fromage's company have put out .... 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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It’s not a done deal. It’s not inevitable. It’s not assured. We need everybody to vote tactically to get these corrupt, amoral, malevolent bastards out.
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#InventTheNextToryLie
Kier Starmer will kill your dog because he's a cat lover.
Kier Starmer will tax your sausages.
Kier Starmer will impose a maximum speed of 20mph on all roads.
Kier Starmer will use the money to fix potholes to build a mile-high statue of Jeremy Corbyn
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Pogacar attacks on the Col du Galibier.
#TdF
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After the Col du Galibier demolition, I'd say that the entire peleton will be trailing Pog around France for the next 3 weeks.
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The helicopter is here. The passcode is Charlie Uniform November Tango Sierra
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It’ll depend on which private jet, owned by a crooked crony, is available to fly to his California lair first.
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Billboard: “C U Next Thursday Search ‘vote tactically’ to vote the Tories out on Thursday July 4th”
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Pinch, punch first of the month and all that shizzle.
And #HappyCanadaDay to all my friends from the land of Molsen and Mounties.
How in Zarquon’s name has half the year slipped past?
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HiRisk Anus has insisted the UK is a better place to live now than in 2010. “I’ve got a spiffing new heated swimming pool, Michelle’s got a dinky yacht while Charlotte, Dave & Evegeny have lifelong sinecures in the Lords. Even Nadhim’s horses are cozy now. See, so much better!”
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Part of me is slightly regretful that we'll be busy until right before the England v Switzerland match next Saturday (@ Phantom Peak).
But after tonight, I'm not that regretful. 😏
#UtterDogMuck
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Audrey
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I HAVE NO WORDS!
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#Chapeau Kévin Vauquelin.
A great, gutsy, ride to take the victory in Bologne.
#TDF2024 🚴♂️
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Spotted at Glastonbury
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Racism is bad says says Tory Olive Dowden. Money from racists is good says Tory treasurer, particularly if it’s £15 million in used readies.
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Factoid of the day: on this date 116 years ago the largest impact event in recorded history happened when a meteor hit Tunguska in Siberia.
It destroyed an estimated 80 million trees over an area of 2000 square kilometres. #Tunguska #meteor
[NB artist's impression/not a photograph]
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Look’s like the Manx Missile has survived to fight another day.
#Chapeau to his #Astana teammates for getting him through a terrible day.
Hopefully Cav hasn’t dug too deep and can keep going.
#TDF2024
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#Chapeau Romain Bardet!
#Chapeau Frank Van Den Broek!
A brilliant win & by the skin of their arses too.
#TDF2024
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‘Project 35’ is in real trouble & could be over on the 1st stage.
Cavendish has been ill & is already more than 3 minutes behind the main peloton and the time cut-off is looming larger.
It’d be a sad end to a storied career for Mark.
#TDF2024
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We’ve got shit in the rivers because we’ve got shits in government. Next Thursday we can fix one half of the problem.
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The toughest race in the world starts tomorrow.
I can’t wait.
#tourdefrance
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If you thought the #ComboverCaligula was bad when he was president, he’ll be a thousand times worse when he’s back in the Oval Office. The #PaprikaPustule will be unchained & able to do what he he wants.
And Joe Biden just handed the #MangoMussolini the keys to the White House.
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Can one image create an ear worm?
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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
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www.theguardian.com/politics/art...
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Why do we bother to debate anymore, candidates should be given a laptop and 30 min to bang out 3 memes and then upload them and whoevers gets retweeted by Chrissy Teigen wins
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