Trump still has to pick a VP and he has no option other than a horrifying mutant of some kind. That's another thing that should brighten any dour moods tonight. He has to pick one of several complete Gila monsters that repulse 65% of voters
This is where RFK probably becomes the biggest threat to him - Trump's dippiest Q-pilled J6 true believers could be persuaded to defect if Trump picks a VP who might turn out to be another Mike Pence. So he has to choose a raving lunatic
In completely unrelated news, Tim Scott is getting married but it's definitely because he found true love at 58 and not at all to quash any rumors the GOP might find unsavory if true
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Trump runs a family business. You don't start a dynasty with some rando politician. He will pick whoever can pull in the most money, and then upon winning, declare himself president for life with Junior as his successor.
Is that crackpot enough? I'm in a crackpot mood.