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Ian Boudreau

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Trump still has to pick a VP and he has no option other than a horrifying mutant of some kind. That's another thing that should brighten any dour moods tonight. He has to pick one of several complete Gila monsters that repulse 65% of voters

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Matthew Downhour 's avatar Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social
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I thought he was gonna announce today tbh

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Jesse Baer's avatar Jesse Baer @jbaer.bsky.social
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a gila monster being first in line to the presidency is a pretty appealing prospect tbf

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Adam Jay's avatar Adam Jay @bullgooseparty.bsky.social
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I think Vance would end up being as bad as Palin. People forget what a weak Senate race he ran. No one likes a baby-faced striver

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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This is where RFK probably becomes the biggest threat to him - Trump's dippiest Q-pilled J6 true believers could be persuaded to defect if Trump picks a VP who might turn out to be another Mike Pence. So he has to choose a raving lunatic

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Arash Mohebbi's avatar Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social
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this might have been an easier task if only he'd drained the Cum Swamps on infrastructure week... but he never did

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Alyssa Fuller 's avatar Alyssa Fuller @ellipsoptera.bsky.social
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In completely unrelated news, Tim Scott is getting married but it's definitely because he found true love at 58 and not at all to quash any rumors the GOP might find unsavory if true (Paywalled but incognito)

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Carl Wilhoyte's avatar Carl Wilhoyte @carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
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It's gonna be Byron Donalds, Kristi Noem, or JD Vance. Vance seems like a very Trump choice because of how far Vance has his tongue up the guy's ass

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Will Burrows ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ€'s avatar Will Burrows ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ€ @dwighttokem.bsky.social
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I mean no, one of two parties being full of monsters isn't really an encouraging thought tbh

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Dave's avatar Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social
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On the plus side - could get the first Latinx VP

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Georgia Pritchett 's avatar Georgia Pritchett @puffin902.bsky.social
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I really hope he picks JD Vance because watching 2 extreme narcissists can be entertaining...

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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โ€œcomplete Gila monstersโ€ gave me my first real laugh of the night

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fleep's avatar fleep @fleep.bsky.social
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Trump runs a family business. You don't start a dynasty with some rando politician. He will pick whoever can pull in the most money, and then upon winning, declare himself president for life with Junior as his successor. Is that crackpot enough? I'm in a crackpot mood.

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Tom Wrongbottom ๐Ÿฆ's avatar Tom Wrongbottom ๐Ÿฆ @wrongbottom.bsky.social
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Doug boot leather Burgum Or Hillbilly Fidelity to private equity

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Morgan Fahey's avatar Morgan Fahey @morganfahey.bsky.social
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totes unfair to gila monsters, tbh

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Zig Zag Wanderer's avatar Zig Zag Wanderer @zigzagwanderer.bsky.social
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Vance almost rhymes with Pence

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