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that will be unnecessary, as soon as tide of vomit will envelope us all.
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supping from the font of all knowledge, i eventually had to throw up
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that will be unnecessary, as soon as tide of vomit will envelope us all.
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too late, he writes for the telegraph.
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<img src="invasion-of-the-body-snatchers.jpg" />
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is this code for taking a shit?
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has anyone told youtubers that actually i don't want to subscribe to their channel?
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victoria starmer?
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i can supply to those interested a "milkshake cannon", which can fire 10 milkshakes per second at any intended target
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the great thing is it's not over. we get to watch the tories continue to implode for ... i dunno ... another year or two
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*de*-licious
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de-licious
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labour lose bristol central thangam style
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*chef's kiss*
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in a podcast i heard the term "basic men" and now everything has changed.
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question of the day: are we going to have to sack all pollsters, and make the practice of such illegal?
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voting for the general election is tomorrow and the only important thing to point out is this: hovis is utter utter shite
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Um, which part of sleeping with an adult film actress and then paying her off to be quiet during your presidential election (both of which happened before you were President), and then falsifying the business records is an official presidential act? www.nytimes.com/2024/07/01/n...
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has any research been carried out to find out what thing these people consume that turns them into such inescapable imbeciles
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come on joe, imprison trump, his whole family, and the gop cranks on the supreme court. that should wake up some people.
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how many lipsticks and underwears people have bought?
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the sentiment would make sense if appended with "for multi-millionaires and billionaires"
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my only memory of nolan's oppenheimer is matt damon getting hot and bothered about a chap called "pash"
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i came for the news, then left immediately because there was no news.
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win the bet he placed on what the day the general election would be called
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i see mandlebrot has a pseudonym
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so switzerland vs slovakia it is then
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i dunno. *can* we trust someone with such a big hand?
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is it to perpetuate the continual churn required to keep a youtube channel going after the initial organic interest in the content dries up?
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sure, out of 50
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"spocking fives" is mad lexicon
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"'i just got lucky' jack was heard saying as he wheelspun away in his new porsche 911"
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in other news – man wins big on general election date bet: personal mentor sishi runak will take home a 6-figure jackpot, a national betting shop confirmed last night.
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inspired by the fairy slang "d'arvit" i've been working on a derivative to "dammit". currently at "sharg narmit", and feeling comfy with it.
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oh i knew i shouldn't have turned on the toastie maker with the washing machine running!
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or, indeed, nothing more than breathable air
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I don’t know why AI needs gigantic amounts of energy to come up with really shitty takes when most of y’all seem to do it just with burritos and tequila
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it's called "reform" because farage took a bunch of political remains and gristle and formed it into something that *looks* like political party but really isn't.
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which is more inept? 1. the post office 2. rishi sunak's general election campaign
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in the inner photo he looks upset that someone is trying to steal his bottle of coke
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in the outer photo, farage looks like he wants to give up immediately
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this photo is amazing because it shows two weird photos of farage in one, and both are weird in different ways
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"farage surprised by automatic dildo placed on seat"
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have we reached peak "farage with mouth opened weirdly" photos?
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derrick violet seattle. that is a one.
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if you live in the uk and still seek to be continually crushed, read this article
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whoever wrote this needs to take a break from playing fortnite 24/7 and actually go outside
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1.2 Kilofives xkcd.com/2946
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hey dezzer, does the "v" stand for "victorian"?
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homer-runs-nuclear-power-plant-from-home-plot.gif
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i imagine some of these charts could also be reused for an upcoming "my favourite downhill bike trails" article
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i'd prefer to be outside it, thanks
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