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I love the ocean at the equator so much.

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I feeeeeeel that.

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You... You don't. This is your life, now. It's a good way to go, though.

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Ooh! I hadn't thought about putting a fruiting plant into a container. I might end up making a few moves sometime in the next year or so, so I didn't want to start laying down a fruit garden at my house if I'm just going to have to turn around and leave them. Now you're giving me ideas!

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So cool! I've never seen blueberries that weren't wild, and just insanely dense scrub. I guess I didn't know that their sprouts are so pretty, too! I hope it bounces back and grows up mighty for you!

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That's so pretty! What is it? Looking at the stem parts, I thought it was a rose, but the blossom and new growth parts look like something else?

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Hehe, that's normal here for this time of year. The June Gloom always comes for us.

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It's so pretty over there! Here, it's much less... daytime.

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Sun Tzu teaches us that at a certain point, being the type to peck and bite and lead the violence IS the kind thing to do; to delay a response to injustice for too long is to empower the injustice.

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To say "that's effed," feels kind of comically reductive. I know what you mean, though--and it's an awful feeling. Purely, wholly awful. I would legitimately bite the complete crap out of someone for you if I could reach them.

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But, but..! I'mma take you seriously EVEN HARDER! You deserve SO much more than the bare minimums.

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Sometimes it's just the most simple bit of comfort; a little sliver of normal, to let ourselves know that we're still us.

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FWIW: This is why I chose not to have kids--understand, nothing I'm saying is a commentary on your family planning choices. Just that I, with the advantage of being younger and growing up seeing more and more of the current horrors laid naked, realized this is not a future for children.

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Eeeh, if they're having fun and enjoying their journey, good on 'em. The world is a dumpster fire right now. Short of someone assassinating an archduke, it can't get a whole lot worse. As long as they're not hurting anyone, let 'em be happy with their low-poly FPS fantasy.

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Not to toot my own horn or anything, but this is like the 20th time I've been Loser #1 in the new season. If you need a loser, I'm tested and proven time and again, the BEST loser.

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When contemplating life. Just remember, you don’t have to spend it with assholes. Find folks that lift you up, listen to your bullshit and respect you for who you are. Life’s short, and there are way too many assholes out there!

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Bare witness. I need no pants to clearly see.

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It's also entirely possible that we have the scale wrong. Enough hotdogs, dropped together, will behave as the particle components of a liquid. These could be tiny hot dogs or a gigantic vagina. We need more data.

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Oooooh, this was some good reading. These fine gentlemen FA'd, and they did FO! For legal reasons, I'm very tepid in my support. Completely unrelated, and for no reason in particular, I will now suggest that history does, and should, repeat itself for those who fail to learn its lessons!

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1. Make sad gorl posts when sad gorl. 2. Other sad gorls find and circle around sad gorl. 3. Support/empowerment. 4. ????? 5. COVEN!!!

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Heartstrings? Nothing so soft. Razor thin rigged sharp wires ripping me apart.

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Oooh! I might be able to afford to afford a funeral plot?! With a real headstone instead of a little metal plate?! Sign me up! No, seriously though, burials cost way too much. Cremation all the way. "All we are is dust in the wind," or some such...

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Someone on Facebook said it best. We only need to eat one or two billionaires and CEO's in the streets, and the others will get in line pretty quick. Also, I think Dark Waters is still on Netflix right now.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. If CEO's have a fiduciary responsibility to produce profits for shareholders, and those profits hurt or kill people, the CEO's should be made responsible!

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I have heard the wheeze, and it did me a big amuse. ^_^

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As far as problems go, a fluffy lapfungus seems like the good kind to have!

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