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Americans may be wondering why Nigel Farage tends to stand in seaside towns for parliament and the simple reason is that he is an unholy Deep One hybrid, an abominable commingling of fish and man, and it just makes for an easier commute to the accursed darkness of the hadal zone

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Nick Livingstone 's avatar Nick Livingstone @bigdaftdad.bsky.social
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When you look out to sea, you can't see what's happening behind you.

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Patricia's avatar Patricia @patriciaabm.bsky.social
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Dragon's avatar Dragon @dragonknits.bsky.social
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That's libelous against the Dark Ones.

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Colette's avatar Colette @bellinghwoman.bsky.social
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Probably explains why the last time he tried to get elected, he was beaten by someone dressed in a dolphin costume.

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Dave Hutchinson's avatar Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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Clacton. Twinned with Innsmouth.

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