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Through the ruin of a city stalked the ruin of a man.

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it is entirely possible yeah - it could have been around for ages as well, files just get updated rather than fully re-set and proofed between editions.

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yes they would absolutely like to hear - this would go into the reprint correction log and they'll take it in at the next printing. You can just drop them a line to their public-facing mailbox and it'll wend its way to the editor in a few days.

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you can call him just plain Keir Starmer, we all do! The point is simply that if you are using the Sir, and nobody will care if you don’t, it’s ’Sir Keir’ and not ‘Sir Starmer’

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“… the serious work of government starts now and may I just conclude by saying, Kemi Badenoch, shut the fuck up.”

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Honestly difficult to give Starmer any credit at all for winning a landslide, which seemed to happen almost in spite of Labour

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Tice, Holden and Braverman win, UGH

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the majority is big enough that anything anyone else does is irrelevant for up to five years, I guess. I just wanted the Tories below 100, which may not have been possible but was a delightful prospect

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I think, in comparison to a lot of polls, he might have fucked it up a bit

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Farage has laid his eggs in the Tory party; they'll hatch and devour it; by the next election who knows?

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Michael Fabricant has fucked off! This is cheering!

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How has Jonathan Ashworth lost?

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one of the absolute worst (IDS, not your stepfather, obvs)

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It turns out all this stuff was so unnecessary; your win tonight is largely about the Tory party finally cleaving on an old fault line; there wasn’t really any need to do that to yourself, preemptively; you’ve likely lost seats and let the likes of IDS off the hook

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stupid idiot bullshit from Labour here

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I hope he falls into a forgotten and abandoned septic tank

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Fucking hell, Ian Duncan Smith, for fuck's actual sake

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ha ha, cthulhu fthagn, he quips to reporters, shuffling a shining trapezohedron with unnatural fluency across his six knuckles

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Nigel Farage arrives at the count in Clacton, leaving a trail of benthic ooze which blasts any plant life it touches. He erects a cursed stele which hums with dark mana

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Mark fucking Francois keeps his seat

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killing time between results exploring the always excellent Raekwon / Inspectah Deck intersection

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___ |📐| | | | | |🙄| |🗑️|

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it’s a shame this guy will be discarded in favour of a high profile Tory MP defector within a month or so eh

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On the BBC now Leadsom is talking a lot of desperate old shite about why Reform are making gains, because they’re more ‘normal’ (it turns out she basically means more racist)

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If the exit polls are accurate I am disappointed. Instead of a repudiation of our worst politics it looks like merely a split in it. Thank fuck for FPTP.

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fuck off Andrea Leadsom also, obviously

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Americans may be wondering why Nigel Farage tends to stand in seaside towns for parliament and the simple reason is that he is an unholy Deep One hybrid, an abominable commingling of fish and man, and it just makes for an easier commute to the accursed darkness of the hadal zone

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Steve Baker now in the BBC car park in his Rover cramming himself with Toblerones

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John Curtice has been awakened

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I’m sorry about the swearing it’s mostly the Conservative government being expelled violently from my psyche like a poison

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fuck off Peter Mandelson as well now thanks

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from your lips to God’s vengeful ears 🙏

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I need Rees-Mogg to get got. He is the bobbleheaded cartoon mascot of this filth party and it is symbolically vital

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I need Rees-Mogg to get got. He is the bobbleheaded cartoon mascot of this filth party and it is symbolically vital

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UGH Rees-Mogg with 47% chance of winning UGH

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Exit poll maybe ten seats more for Tories than I thought?

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if by pee rage you mean they make me angry, pissed, then yes, you have understood the assignment

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some really terrible peerages

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ok what signals are you getting

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I have taken both Friday and Monday off

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the bottle of fizz I bought for the exit poll is drank already

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Will never forget Rishi choosing the form of the Destructor in the pouring rain, looking absolutely terrible, utterly cooked

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