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read this in an italian accent

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I'm going to die I can have three cats right? She is so sweet

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I love a lot of album art but this one in particular a lot lately!

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I've won my last 3 commander games please clap

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Cannot stand dumbass Americans who go off about China with absolutely zero self awareness.

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I like to have the leaving america fantasy until I remember I can't even think of a place to take a few days vacation because I have no footing on this dumpster ass planet so I'll just die mad in america

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I was dreading seeing a doctor today about heart stuff but got the opposite reaction I was expecting and it feels like a ton of bricks off my chest

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those smokeless pits are so good, I really gotta get one myself

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awful piece of shit streamer maybe finally getting whats been coming to them and im really trying not to get my hopes up

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Happy haircut day jf!

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It's me the hair cut guy

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I think you should!

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Yall I got a big cool day today. Learning some Geoguessr w/ mhud - dark and darker w/ NL and Kory at 3PM - opening a TON of magic cards at 6PM cya there :)

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Got some stuff to open on stream πŸ˜€

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I woke up at the time I usually leave for my trainer, who lives 30 minutes away, and got there 35 minutes later. And I'm proud of myself. Likes are "attaboy"s

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I will eventually learn how to make enough foods that someone who loves something I make will marry me out of convenience

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That's right!

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I am simply in love with it. It was a gift during my bday subathon but knowing how good it is I would buy myself one in a heartbeat. www.amazon.com/dp/B01EVHWNVG was the exact model I got

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a Krups! www.amazon.com/dp/B07Q622YLB this one specifically

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Spent my entire morning descaling my coffee maker and then using my new burr grinder and filtered water to make a really nice cup of coffee. Going to go kick my own ass now.

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incredible screen grab

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I switched to it from cigs in 2018 and lately I have wanted to quit but its hard because its mostly pleasant and fairly cheap. My usual just tastes a bit like mint and barely produces any vapor, very discreet, and is a $40/month habit. Really hard to put it down!

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its nuts! I saw one recently that genuinely looked like a childs toy. It had soft edges and little things to fidget with on it.

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they call me mister million view . dark and darker has been so goddamn fun

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Taco loves his big pickle

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More than being addicted to nicotine I'm hooked on how stupid vapes are. This one has a button for boost mode and there's flame animations that appear with tigers faces in the flames. It's so cool I am so cool

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youtu.be/kFvbyZ1SyCc?... Monday morning music

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I accidentally streamed for 14 hours yesterday I love to gaming

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Elon Musk has died. He started laughing unexpectedly at a Family Guy joke which caused him to aspirate a turd he was eating without chewing it. Paramedics were called but they were unwilling to remove it and he suffocated.

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Had to go to the mall and im pissed off because everyone says malls are dying but my ass had to park damn near a mile away it was so crowded. I just wanted body wash and a candle or two!

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great bones!

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making voodoo doll of myself and sucking it off

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does Spotify ever recommend concerts to you? My phone was reminding me 3 times a day that 311 was playing in VA Beach and it made me laugh every time

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bluesky is nice because when I wake up I just have to read like 3 posts to be caught up to 12 hours ago

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Went to PetSmart for cat litter and when I went to load it in my trunk there was a bag there I forgot I picked up some time in the last few weeks. So I'm going to use it.

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Upside: bank is next to shake shack and they open in 5 mins

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Having a nice time opening my business bank account. I have to imagine people love watching me squirm with this shit. Company name? Uhh handsome and swift. I play video games. Yeah it's kind of like YouTube. No I don't know Mr beast.

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genuinely thought Blinkin was some kinda nickname they came up for Biden and maybe he had some gaffe where he was blinking a lot or whatever. Turns out its just a guys name.

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alert 🚨 I am going to play Rimworld today 🚨 I have therapy in an hour for an hour so I will be on after that 🚨 I will be so clear headed and adjusted so well its gonna blow your mind 🚨

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We watched a Randy Rainbow video on stream this morning for the first time in like two years. No way this is a coincidence. You’re welcome, everybody.

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Lotte Market cured my depression. I walked around for 2 hours buying all sorts of frozen dumplings and seasonings and sauces while sipping a boba tea. I think I just need to go there every day.

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what should I stream the rest of the week no wrong answers. dont say anything that involves other people.

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vape gape or cake nobody rides free

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Buying a gun at 40

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Reading about some streamer and all of the comments are about how it's so sad they don't do better numbers for someone streaming so long and how they should hang it up and their numbers are so much better than mine ☠️ 10 years full time this August! Probably won't regret my entire 30s being this.

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goo crew jackbox 9pm est tonight 😱

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There's gotta be a skill that's actually insanely easy but the people who do it want to look cool so they say it's really hard. Like look at an accordion. I bet it's so easy. Who's gonna invest in that and turn around telling people how easy it was for them. No they're gonna ham it up.

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furries: you are allowed to title your stream mlem-orial day. I am not, however.

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210lb incline bench I feel so strong I'm going to punch god

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The weather sucks ass and I must drive to my trainer please pray 4 me. I'm supposed to go to a cookout after but it's supposed to storm all day so I'll likely come home after to GAME

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