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tinybaby@tiny.baby |
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tinybaby
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I think my favorite Instagram video i inexplicably get recommended over and over is the one where the cat jumps from the inflatable boat and comes way way short of the sailboat
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Chef Gaykwon
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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tinybaby
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Well the next president could just order them locked up anyway right
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tinybaby
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I will not be referring to him at all
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Don Moynihan
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Sinn FΓ©in now Northern Ireland's largest party in the UK Parliament.
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tinybaby
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I have to go to the bathroom
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CHOAM Nomsky π
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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tinybaby
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tinybaby
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There are still people doing the "are you happy with your protest vote against Hillary" shit, on this website, which didn't exist for 7 years after she lost an election to Donald Trump
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tinybaby
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I also said this to the governor
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tinybaby
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That's a kojima character name
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Seth Cotlar
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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).
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tinybaby
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Thank God for that at least
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tinybaby
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I have also been spotted arriving at Ben Affleck's home amid marital woes
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tinybaby
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Biden has to do the liquid swords bit for real to prove he's fit
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tinybaby
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Someone's about to ask Biden what he'd do if he got a calfskin wallet for his birthday
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Sarah Ford ππ²π₯ Pacific Drive out now!
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To clarify this for the Americans: Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time
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tinybaby
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Poop prices are crazy rn
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arr
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I have some exciting personal news. After a long nationwide search and an intense audition process, Iβve been selected to be the new Dr Disrespect
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Chuck Tantrum
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Yakub really snapped when he made meπ€
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tinybaby
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Strict scrutiny is when you look over your glasses at something
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tinybaby
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anyway George W Bush did 9/11
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tinybaby
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I think the most annoying thing I do regularly is ask if they have fernet on planes. They don't. They will never say yes to that
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Mike.β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
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JAY MOHR: (from sewer) WAIT! DON'T WALK AWAY! IT'S ME! JAY MOHR! I'M STILL ALIVE DOWN HERE!!! FRIEND: Do you hear something? ME: (snapping head towards the sewer sound) No. Let's go. Quickly.
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tinybaby
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ok im going to be a forge world astra militarum soldier just going to assume this is the most fun way to play the game
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tinybaby
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i got rogue trader and man the custom character menu has a lot of shit that i have no way to evaluate
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tinybaby
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wait is watergate retroactively legal now
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tinybaby
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sorry you'll need the second circuit's blessing to enforce it
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greg2hats
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system
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tinybaby
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neoliberals would greatly prefer fascists in power over leftists. see: the last 100 years of western history
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Hollywood Hank Hill
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From Franz Kafka's diaries.
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tinybaby
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this is a joke about Boeing having whistleblowers killed, not about drone murder
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tinybaby
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lol. uhhh asking for a friend
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tinybaby
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there are a bunch of guys who keep knocking the dick out of my new coworkers mouths who are going to pay
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tinybaby
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I think the best strategy after a poor debate performance is everyone from your party saying in the newspaper that they have no confidence in you
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tinybaby
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im not really going to kill anyone for Boeing im just joshin. im going to masturbate in the shower like usual
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tinybaby
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god it would be so cool to go to space to kill someone
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tinybaby
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the 787 is actually really nice. only plane ive been on where the air doesn't seem like plane air. the delta polaris configuration is really comfortable too
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tinybaby
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good news everyone. ive found a job im really passionate about and i start next week. i will be killing people for Boeing
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tinybaby
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i think the next presidential debate trump and biden should have to play Countdown
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tinybaby
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are you saying your ass sucked it up or that the pudding bar was bad
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tinybaby
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i have a presentation to give at work tomorrow and im going to say "mustard on the beat hoe" before I get started
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tinybaby
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i think he was a twitter poster first and became a genocidal dictator later on
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Cliff
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Me playing Satisfactory, not giving a fuck about unlocking train technology
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tinybaby
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bhagavad get-some! maybe a catchphrase for him
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tinybaby
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oppenheimer was pretty good but they should've made it an action movie. oppenheimer out there running and gunning. shootout between oppenheimer and strauss at the end
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tinybaby
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finally watching Oppenheimer and im disappointed this movie didn't revive the waist level of mens' pants
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tinybaby
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yall ever hear something make a thump in your house when you're there alone and think. what was that
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tinybaby
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Yeah my dick is 7 inches (curve radius)
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tinybaby
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oh hell yeah
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