jaker

@jaker9.bsky.social

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go phils, do crimes

jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

was transcribing realtime

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Alec is it true that you are so tall brave and handsome and also have a subtle but intoxicating musk also can I have a piggy back ride back too you in the booth!!!

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JLP @jlp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Nerd canceling headphones

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Matt strahm significantly likelier to buy light beer for you to bury in the woods

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

(gamecock)

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Matt Strahm you’re the best dirtbag sitcom older brother ever

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Cris Sanchez might be in his bag tonight

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

do you think this is why Nancy pelosi was out front of a strip mall Cinnabon showing her ass

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

LOL

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

fools. rubes. doubters. cowards.

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

I am worried the Phillies used up all their runs last night.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced impeachment articles against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

only even seen this country truly united on three instances: 9/11 the 36 hours before COVID became political the summer pokemon go came out

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

bunch of poli sci majors blog-bitching about how unchangable everything in dc is but allow me to remind you that byu played at coastal carolina on 48 hours notice. grow up and learn to piss teal you fucking loser this shit is all made up and we can change it whenever we want

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:32 UTC

slept on it, remembered bam adebayo is an Actual Republican, and decided to make a second draft

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:06 UTC

back to the drawing board does anyone know a math nerd i need to teach the sun a lesson

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:45 UTC

another morning on blue sky dot com

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

I will be thinking about this imagine a lot thank you very much

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

That is correct how could I possibly forget

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

congrats

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

someone got proper tummy time as a child flex ur shit I guess

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

found a bunch of leftover hot dogs in the fridge

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

not being able to stand up straight in the wind and shit

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

and this guy specifically out here built like a 2x4

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

toad lookin mf

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

this fuckin trolley dodger over here

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

they should still be that but mostly because it’s even stupider now

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

dodgers have smelly pee

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

get their asses

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

booby miller is still pitching huh that’s a choice!!

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

I am causing a ruckus

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

congrats on your well rested child he goes to bed at 7:05 EST now

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

Furniture Store Burrito

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

lot of competition for Dampest Boy tonight and Brandon Marsh literally dumps water on himself

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

Kyle lol

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Taryn Hatcher have you considered being a spot starter the Phils could use an innings eater

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

She do got that shit on tho

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

hope ohtani has Phils ML

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

The Birthday Spider lives in New Hampshire

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

it should get hotter outside imo i would like to become booty meat jerky every time i get into a vehcile i would be delicioius and jerky is too expensive anyway

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

many MANY are saying. he’s actually the coolest player since j-roll to wear red pinstripes

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

peace with fascists was never an option get they ass PHILLY ON TOP BABY

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Bucco de Beppo it's shitty pasta for pirates and andrew mccutchen

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

It’s Joe Biden’s turn to coach the chargers next I can’t believe he hasn’t done it already

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

octopus gotta fuck with spaghetti. thats like their whole thing

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jaker @jaker9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

gonna dip it in buffalo sauce and whip off my fingies on a ski-u-mah t-shirt

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