SAM ALITO (WEARING A VIKING HELMET WHILE WHEELING A GUILLOTINE INTO CHUCK SCHUMER'S OFFICE): I know this looks bad, but the neighbor lady had a rude bumper sticker on her car.
CHUCK SCHUMER (rising): Oh, yes, well of course. Anything for a Justice of the Supreme Court. Wow. This American Experiment sure is go-
(His head is lopped off)
a fun thing about being out of practice doing live radio is that you end up just trailing off awkwardly when you catch yourself about to use the phrase "treasonous motherfucker" to describe a Supreme Court justice
I'll let you guess which justice.