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Jamison Foser

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I'm sorry your religion sucks so bad you have to violate the constitution to try to get kids to buy it but fuck off

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eyebrows mulligan's avatar eyebrows mulligan @fripperskitter.bsky.social
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kid, reading bible: "lol it says 'ass'"

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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown's avatar Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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The stupid part is that if they stopped gatekeeping and started actually embracing every one of God's children they wouldn't have to do the hard sell, but for some reason want to tell billions of people that Christianity isn't for them and complain nobody wants to go to church anymore. Morons.

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Pyrito Hedron's avatar Pyrito Hedron @pyritohedron.bsky.social
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Kids: famous for liking stuff because adult authority figures tell them to.

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Jamison Foser's avatar Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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this one is going to cause me problems isn't it

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Quasar Funk's avatar Quasar Funk @quasarfunk.bsky.social
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can't wait for the lesson about donkey dick and horse cum

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The Pnictogen Wing's avatar The Pnictogen Wing @pnictogen-wing.bsky.social
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they're awfully fond of the Ten Commandments. they never follow them, but they're awfully fond of them.

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Frostellicus's avatar Frostellicus @maxellxlii.bsky.social
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They have to recruit because they can’t reproduce something something

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