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Jay Willis

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Hit brew on the coffee machine this morning and 3 minutes later the whole neighborhood lost power and it’s not supposed to come back until this afternoon, and I feel like I just won a million dollars

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Steve in BA πŸ§‘β€πŸ³πŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸΈ's avatar Steve in BA πŸ§‘β€πŸ³πŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸΈ @steveinba.bsky.social
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Jesus: no shit, I hit unlimited fish and wine, well water, at the same time But hey it's Jesus Coincidence??? This is weird Roman Guys asking about me Coincidence??

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Bobbie Bees's avatar Bobbie Bees @bobbiegarnet.bsky.social
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That one helluva strong cuppa Joe you've got there.

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Ryan Nanni's avatar Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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do you think you tipped the grid over the edge

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KrYounger's avatar KrYounger @kryounger.bsky.social
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Only if your neighbors don’t find out your coffe machina caused it?😏

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Kaia Ball (They/Them)'s avatar Kaia Ball (They/Them) @kaiaballwrites.bsky.social
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something something if life was always perfect it wouldn't feel good we know joy because we know disaster

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Creative Wolves's avatar Creative Wolves @creativewolves.bsky.social
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DAYUM what else does this thing do?

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Manu  πŸŒŠπŸ³πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ”οΈπŸŒŽ's avatar Manu πŸŒŠπŸ³πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ”οΈπŸŒŽ @manelcamacho.bsky.social
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Neighbours a few minutes later* "I can smell brewed coffee" *While sniffing your door*

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The Stove and the Joe-ster 's avatar The Stove and the Joe-ster @livingboyinny.bsky.social
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to be clear, do you think what happened here is that you got your electricity while the getting was good, or do you think your coffee machine was your neighborhood's Lights on the Christmas Vacation House

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Jymbo's avatar Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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You'll also set a record for longest brew time

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Peter E. AKA Say10's avatar Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social
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So you're the culprit with the power draining coffee maker.

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Radio Balki's avatar Radio Balki @penngwinn.bsky.social
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Buy a lotto ticket, bro. You could be on a streak!

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