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pettiest bourgeoisie. this time it'll be different, i'm sure of it.


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15 years ago? wow, even if he was a newborn when he started roy moore would have moved on by now

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You should blur Kos out, he doesn’t deserve this

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Sure it sounds silly *now*, but imagine Star Wars didn’t exist, and now tell me you’re even batting an eye at “LSU linebacker Chuba Aka”

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Levels of “people just get on bsky and say ANYTHING” energy still increasing, this place may actually have the juice

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I’d be out $18, and I’d probably need a bigger glass, but otherwise relaxed as HELL

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Christopher Cross, Steve Winwood, Eagles, Toto

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That’s my dad’s music and he’s 73, so like, he’s not a great-granddad but he certainly *could* be

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the ioniq 5 rules, can confirm

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just wait for the moment when pro athletes, esp. stars with long, distinguished, HOF-worthy careers, start *retiring* younger than you

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seems reasonable, but given the market share of teslas among all US EVs, teslas/tesla owners are probably a good percentage of the survey response here. in other words, we probably have to shade a lot of this less as "EVs are doomed" and more as "some elon bros are hopping off the tesla bandwagon"

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I’d favor, like, Vegas if that’s your kind of thing. Someone mentioned San Diego above—that sounds good. Denver maybe (just scrolling through the Vancouver nonstops).

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So I really hate to be this guy, and to live in a world where this is an issue, but like…imagine you had a trip to Edmonton at the end of June. Now imagine how different that trip would be if they’d just *won* the Cup instead of just lost it. And now note: your trip is right after the US election

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FUCK THEM ELEMENO ASS SCHOOLS, BAMA AND BEVO GOT TO BREATHE

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The “I just really like the wings” guy in every friend group feels 100% validated

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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Yeah, Ohtani is a great one in the “what would most throw off an actual first-time viewer’s expectations” sense. Imagine that being your first impression of a baseball player and the next day being like “yes, Aaron Judge seems like an excellent hitter, what’s his ERA?”

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His 2004 OBP was .609. Second place was Helton, .469. Lol lmao

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Yeah, anything with judged scoring, degree of difficulty etc. is going to be tougher for a first-time viewer to appreciate. 2001-2004 Barry Bonds pretty much broke the sport. Usain Bolt’s “3 Olympics, 8 medals, all gold” record is pretty unrealistic. A swimmer like Ledecky or Phelps is a good call

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Honestly this is a large portion of a designer’s value ime. Getting a good sense of your taste and then instead of saying “here are 1000 lamps” giving you four and telling you to pick one

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We painted our bedroom a similar color when we redid it, I can try to find the designer’s photos if you want to see

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the roberts two-step described in the pages of the supreme court reporter! incredible and an excellent use of a dissent

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You will be thrilled that you have followed her and “meh” that you have followed me.

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If she don’t hawk tuah I don’t talk tuah, am I right guys

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B.G. Sleeps Alone With the Fishes Tonight

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Follow me into the dark if you want an ass-kicking

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Alternatively, a dark and stormy is a lovely thing.

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to be clear, do you think what happened here is that you got your electricity while the getting was good, or do you think your coffee machine was your neighborhood's Lights on the Christmas Vacation House

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Congrats, only 9 more years until initiation rites

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Richard Scarry ass municipality

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“Kendrick Lamar said it like 500 times in one concert last night, but how many times am I allowed to say it? Zero.”

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The logic is airtight. And yet.

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The comedian said, “Here’s to rattlesnakes and condoms…” And despite being surrounded by a dozen coworkers who don’t know me that well, I just couldn’t help myself

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Our biathlon team was STANDING ITS GROUND. DEUXIÈME AMENDEMENT.

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An important reminder during this heat wave to stay hydrated. Tom Herman's got a helpful guide for you:

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The full name of this cursed fandom is “mets/jets/nets” and yes, it is contagious

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NBA players have talked about Boston as uniquely bad in this respect. Here’s just one example. So, I can’t speak to the city as a whole being worse than any other, but I also don’t feel I’m in a position to question these players’ experience.

www.si.com/nba/2022/07/...

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We’ve already agreed that “money” doesn’t equal “fame,” but the worldwide box office of Avengers: Endgame was about $2.8 billion. The NFL makes about $20 billion per year.

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We’re not using celebrity to measure their skill as actors, we’re using it to measure how famous they are to normies (e.g. our parents). This whole thread is about how fame and acting skill aren’t correlated.

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I think if you asked my parents “who is Margot Robbie” they would both say “an actress?” But if you asked “what actress played Barbie, Harley Quinn, and the wife in Wolf of Wall Street?” you wouldn’t get an answer

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Does…does polysporin not work

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