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Jeff Asher

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Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist!

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"Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter


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Only problem is the dude committed yesterday, after Eric upped his prediction

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Sunday Funday in central Louisiana

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Biden or Trump Promote My Newsletter Challenge

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DC had 140 carjackings in June 2023. There have been 27 through June 25 this year.

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"I know this looks bad, but I swear I didn't do it."

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The world when Patrick Corbin and Eddie Rosario no longer haunt Nats fans.

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It was worded carefully, I didn't say that was happening!

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A&M going from 9 outs from their first title ever to losing their coach to us is the funniest possible outcome that college sports have seen in a long time.

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Probably need to zoom in a bit more on Skenes for clarity

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New from me: comparing the agencies over 100k that reported data to the FBI's quarterly data with the publicly available data from those agencies shows violent & property crime are down but not as much as the quarterly data suggests.

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Every time somebody uses one of my pieces to wrongly prove their point

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Wild to think about how different the world was the last time A&M won a big 3 men's sport title: fascism was running rampant globally, isolationism was infecting US politics, and the Russians were trying to partition Eastern Europe.

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If the SEC is such a good baseball conference then how come an SEC team keeps losing in the championship series.

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I'm sorry, but how is this a medium difficulty???

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Eddie Rosario batting 4th is an insult to the game of baseball

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Maybe the real Third Newsroom was all the friends we made along the way.

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Nothing summarizes Louisiana in 2024 more than a bill about the Ten Commandments which requires school classrooms to display 11 Commandments.

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This is the highlight of my professional career.

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I'm going to insist that my kids' Louisiana classroom display the only ten commandments I respect.

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I would not coach the Pistons for half of what they're paying Monty Williams to not coach the Pistons

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One of my favorite parts of Wille Mays' famous catch is that the reliever who got the out (his only batter of the game) sat on the bench and said "well, I got my man."

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Willie Mays hit .271 with 18 HRs and stole 23 bases when he was 40 years old and I pulled a muscle playing golf at 40. Very similar athletes.

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I haven't written about it but it appears to be part of an overall national trend. Probably reflects a return to normal after a weirdly appalling summer last year in DC (in terms of carjackings and murder)

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By contrast, NOPD has made 224 arrests in the first 17 days of June 2024. The State Police is a tiny drop in the bucket in terms of overall enforcement.

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The decline in carjackings in DC this year compared to last is wild

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Oh good, there's an area of development right on top of the currently developing system. Gonna be a fun next 4 months.

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Beignet is 5 months old now and damnit this is so true.

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2024 in New Orleans is a bit too on the nose for my taste

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WHAT DO YOU WANT??? I DON'T SPEAK DOG!!

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It's some variation of this tweet over and over, and it feels worthwhile to combat the misinformation even if I really don't want to.

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