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Jeff Bachtel

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Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him (I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)


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It’s because Plankton singing Pink Pony Girl is iconic 🥰

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Did it have hobbits?

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Hey man you think you’re gonna hate me more than I already do? Me, who has to live with this guy??

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Just had a moment of panic thinking maybe more SCOTUS decisions were coming in the morning

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Just as an aside, having to explain the “why” behind rules really encourages a person, as a parent, not to go overboard with rules

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Sometimes you can get along with “this is slightly dangerous for kids but adults can do it safely” but it certainly depends on the kid. Mine have accepted it most of the time, sometimes we have to go into detail about what can go wrong

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thinking about how animal crossing taught me about atlas moths, which emerge mouthless out of their cocoons and die of starvation in a matter of days

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Helen, Georgia is wild for this

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Someone who has never heard of AO3:

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if we’re being honest biden hasn’t been the same since this

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And then blow up gale force winds, clouds, and rain

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You know what, fine, do it

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Social Distortion’s “Ring Of Fire” is definitive

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What they didn’t talk about in the show was the “sex” that Peg allowed Al was cuckolding, and only cuckolding. That’s why Al was so upset, he knew he’d be sitting on his stool in the corner

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Happy Independence Day, may you end the day with MORE fingers than you began it with 😇

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Hey no this is fine BUT, did you know you can attach a picture of the cat to your skeet?? I’m just saying.

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