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he'll force the issue same as he did with this immunity challenge.

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The lower court. And then when they inevitably say it was unofficial and Trump inevitably appeals, then SCOTUS will have to make up some bullshit on why overturning an election is actually an official act.

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"You can run, but you can't hide. Because I am this many, " holds up two fingers, "and have a well-developed sense of object permanence."

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If we outlaw toddlers then only outlaws would have toddlers.

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A problem aspiring autocrats have is many of people who make it to the inner circle -- Mike Flynn, for example -- are also aspiring autocrats waiting for their moment. They don't really like Trump, or "believe in him", he's means to an end. He's a wrecking ball and they want to rule over the rubble.

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Because their answer is going to be "yes they can" but they don't want to say that while Biden is president.

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That penultimate episode. Edge of seat tension.

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We need to start calling these people what they are: oligarchs.

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I had to explain to my mom that getting a phone-call from her early morning or late night gave me anxiety because my gut feeling whenever I'm called by a relative or friend with no warning is: someone died.

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They say, every year, on a night such as this, near the beginning of pride month, if you listen closely to the wind, you can hear the sound of Pat Robertson dying.

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BurgerTime

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you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

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Exactly. Trump doesn't want anyone that will draw focus/become the story. No way he'd pick someone like McCain did with Palin. And no way he'd pick anyone with aspirations of his/her own. He wants a non-entity like Pence, except with absolutely loyalty. Non of this serves-a-higher-power crap.

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Whenever Trump says "if they can do it to me, they can do it to you" this person is the "you" he's talking to. And people like this person have absolutely convinced themselves -- it's their central rationalization -- that everybody does these things.

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Disney needs to build a hotel that looks like the prison on Narkina 5.

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It was always a fun bonding-with-strangers experience on the train to work when someone would mention a 3-point-somthing from the night before and then everyone in the car suddenly remembering waking up then going back to sleep.

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And, unlike the Cage version, makes sense.

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If you like the 73 wicker man and have the urge to watch some more Edward Woodward, check out Breaker Morant.

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Sam Alito browsing the Rhodesia isle of the flag store right now.

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Why should she care? If the GOP wins POTUS and the Senate, she's headed to SCOTUS.

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The legal killing thing was from an Atlantic article. I only saw a screenshot of it, but it was pretty bad.

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Good god. You don't even understand the words you are using. Have fun with that. Bye now.

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"Sure buddy. Go yell at leftist (sic) ..." Like I said, sure seems like you are conflating me with someone yelling.

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What of anything I've written reads as "yelling"? When did I call you (or your strawmen) maga? What are you conflating me with?

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Just because you are confused, doesn't mean this is confusing.

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By definition, any step left, no matter how small, is progress to the left. If certain types of "leftists" don't accept this, maybe they aren't, in fact, leftists.

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They're not trying to replicate intelligence. They are trying to market their pattern matching system as "intelligence."

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People have forgotten about the 2012 elections and the Republican craze for "unskewing" polls that mainstream media went along with because it produced closer, more exciting, results. NS's predictions seemed astounding correct, launching his soothsayer career, because he used the un-unskewed polls.

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Police suspected the windows were hiding glass shards. Upon breaking the windows, police found several stashes of glass shards. Whereabouts of the windows are currently unknown.

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a lot of powerful people are gonna be very eager for us to forget where they stood on this

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Millennials' parents are why "helicopter parent" was coined.

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"It's over, me boy. I have the high ground."

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It would be pretty great if, by law, all AI had to sound like it's from the 1920s.

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Once AI learns to tug its suspenders with it's thumbs in a folksy way and say "Now I'm no big city lawyer..." humanity is done for.

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Flashbacks to when the DC press decided that "emoluments" was to archaic a word to be enforced.

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I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone -- Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it. -- and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.

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Anything over 100% antisemetic just comes out in your urine.

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the lows are so extreme that the good feels fucking cheap and it teases you for weeks in its absence but you'll fight and you'll make it through and you'll fake it if you have to and you'll show up to work with a smile

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Books are heavy. And they only hold one book.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names can never hurt you. Unless that name is 'Eve Fartlow'. Then you're fucked.

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it used to only affect one computer in the house. The MW was directly between it and the router. Eventually it affected everything regardless of position, and pretty much stopped working as a microwave.

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I had one do that. Also took out wifi. I don't know if it's harmful, but I sure didn't like it. Eventually it would barely cook food so I replaced it.

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they're going to have to reboot that sandwich into safe mode and rollback the update

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I'm just glad we got the lefty echo chamber up and running in time.

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