Jeff Gerstmann's avatar

Jeff Gerstmann

@jeffgerstmann.com

McDonald's Happy Meal toys have left my children Minions-pilled and it's not OK. I have brought a grave darkness into this home and now I must deal with the consequences.

12 replies 14 reposts 242 likes


Belle Stardust's avatar Belle Stardust @bellestardust.bsky.social
[ View ]

You gotta see the new Skrrt video.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


👾 Turbo Force 1984 Attorney At Law 🕹️'s avatar 👾 Turbo Force 1984 Attorney At Law 🕹️ @darkwingj.bsky.social
[ View ]

Dang man

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Aubrey Spacedeer's avatar Aubrey Spacedeer @gayspacedeer.bsky.social
[ View ]

you must take them once again to the Transformational Church so they may feel the blessing of our mighty Savior Optimus Prime

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Riley's avatar Riley @rileyj.me
[ View ]

Drop them off at the goodwill, they’ll find their way

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


's avatar @sluice.bsky.social
[ View ]

What’s wrong with minions?

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


randy's avatar randy @scrubleague.bsky.social
[ View ]

Be wary Jeff, minions are a gateway to scientology

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Tim Milligan's avatar Tim Milligan @timdiggerm.bsky.social
[ View ]

Mistake #1 - buying the Happy Meal

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Josh Pohl's avatar Josh Pohl @lightpohl.bsky.social
[ View ]

Inside all of us are two minions...

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


KyrQs's avatar KyrQs @kyrqslive.bsky.social
[ View ]

Oh boy. Uh, call in the Rabbids? Is it too late for intervention?

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


's avatar @xgameres.bsky.social
[ View ]

Deepest condolences. Soon the movies will be om contant repeat

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


⚡Big Bang Blitz⚡'s avatar ⚡Big Bang Blitz⚡ @bigbangblitz.bsky.social
[ View ]

Unfortunately, the best you can do at this point is replace the minions with Rabbids. Maybe exposure to Servbots will help? Our thoughts are with you.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Stephen Dame's avatar Stephen Dame @stephendame.bsky.social
[ View ]

It’s not only their presence, it’s the fact that they are dressed like Secret Service agents and balloon like characters and ballcap wearing tourists, such odd and specific outfits, that they beg the question “why?” and now we must pay to see the film or be haunted by mystery evermore. Insidious.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes