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socialism and dune and Maine I'm 42 years old

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Be wary Jeff, minions are a gateway to scientology

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If I don't have a 10% chance of seeing this at random on a weekday what's even the point

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Cannot imagine the circumstances where I would be required to talk about this guy and be expected to get his titles correct. And if I get it wrong, who gives a shit?

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Dog post

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There's a dog playing Griffey

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Women deserve it

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Happy 4th of Just kidding death to America

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Watching Roland Emmerich's INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)

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Good guess! That's actually 46th United States president Joseph Robinette Biden.

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Realized about an hour ago that I don't have to work tonight so I'm gonna get stoned with my beautiful wife and probably do nothing

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In order: Toothless, Biscuit, my tattoo of Mutley (rip 2017) and Toothless again. I have three other cats but they don't like me since I brought in the dog.

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The thing about women is they're all so beautiful and I love them all so much

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I lived in Texas my whole life and since I moved up to Maine I'm saying howdy and y'all all the fucking time completely inadvertently

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i'm not an anarchist but i gotta be honest i don't see the point of having a country if it's gonna be this one

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Our slogan is β€œCrime: So Fuckin What”

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Well they wouldn't want to be Divisive now, would they?

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Clock's ticking on the legality of divorce so if they're Going Through It they need to get after it

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I hope six out of nine robed assholes have a nice soup for lunch

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This is quite literally decades of the Dems using court reform as an electoral strategy instead of a policy goal coming home to roost. Seems like the smart thing to do is name between six and fifty new justices today and shut down every Republican pet bill until they're done.

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The time has come to read MASTER AND COMMANDER

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This show is exactly like every restaurant I've worked in: frustrating, exhausting, occasionally staggeringly beautiful, and ultimately never worth the pain. The episode directed by Ayo was head and shoulders above the rest.

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The empire does love to have an incredulous fancy lad I think you'd be great Paul

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The little dark patch above the right eye doesn't photograph well, it doesn't look nearly that weird in person. Also it looks quite a bit better this morning than it did on Friday so I think when healed it's gonna look awesome.

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Guess it's time to watch season 3 of the bear

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i am no longer a customer of tractor supply, just restocked my dog food on chewy

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my county is going trump +40% anyway so their TV show is none of my business

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literally all they had to do to win 500+ EV was run anyone except hillary clinton

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We got Biscuit a couple months ago and we haven't met our deductible yet so I don't know but he's getting ball removal surgery in September which I think will make up for the expense.

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I love you Summer I hope you have a nice July

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