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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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I don't think there's anything they can do to satisfy the NYT/CNN bloodlust on this, it just Streisand-Effects every time they answer it. Probably all you can do is send a CIA guy to threaten the Fed Chair to lower interest rates so everyone will chase that

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alls I know is it's 2024 and I'm still not watching that locked-away print of THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED

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what I think somehow irks me even more than how they don't care that it threatens *everything* is that the focus is out of pure laziness. It can be all op-ed from people we've never even heard of before and the only reason to worry is because the other candidate IS Trump, a perfect shitstorm

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I hope they will let today be the Last Day of the Debate. A mistake to do, so don't keep making it. Let focus go back to Trump and the Supreme Court, abortion, all the things the Republicans were glad to not talk about for a week

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"What a fun way to say a perfectly normal thing!"

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mad because I should have written Ze Moon

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Is Chris better? I'll take my question off the air

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it's a little disturbing how much Keir Starmer looks like Wernher Von Braun, but cool that the UK is finally going to make it to The Moon

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hey gang it's okay, Snowden said we had a Kennedy "right here." He said it from Russia where he can't leave

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gofund.me/a6842e42

Hey Blue Friends.

A very good friend of mine is in need of some assistance after his big surgery!

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Parker's avatar Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social
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Miss Jane ballin' around in a Dodge convertible

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Parker's avatar Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social
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that episode is essentially SKIDOO without Jackie Gleason

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it's wild to hear Sunak concede and admit the people wanted a change from the Conservatives, ours don't do that anymore

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it's because they know the election wouldn't actually be close, this is how they can turn into a real horse race with electoral shenanigans, the works. So irresponsible I can't process it

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I should probably stop sitting outside in this white woolen suit

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whew, the next few days are going to be a might sultry 🥵

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Tigard and Aloha could do the right thing for a change

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just in Portland, but it helps. If Clackamas and Gresham would go along with it, I'd be pretty happy. It's nice not seeing ammo tents all over the city.

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well I have to think the NHS is safer than it has been

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the fireworks ban is working somewhat, less so the mattress ban

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Ross Douthat calling everyone who will answer, making sure they still prefer him right

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I like thinking Woozy Winks rants about being replaced by Hula Hula in the cartoon

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man The Spectre really got the rawest deal

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well maybe you DID and maybe you DIDN'T

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Has anyone done a lengthy article on Comics' Greatest Pals? Like Rick Jones bounces back every now and then, Etta Candy less so. Jimmy is easily Top Pal

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good, because the Brexit vote presaged Trump's win (in my mind) so welcome back Labour

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it's crazy that we have way, way more access to all kinds of fireworks now at the same time forest fires are a year round emergency

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me trying to figure out why a truck had The Green Goblin on the grill

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they have to expand the band to Clackamas and Gresham, get those tents selling outta here

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I've had it with The Old Gray Lady, I won't wrap fish in it

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as soon as I hit Reply I heard them all!

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hey no one remembers the li'l Amigo except us!

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there's a few fireworks going off, but it seems like the Firework Ban for Portland is helping it be a lot less this year. Tomorrow night will be mayhem of course

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they shot it when I lived in Chapel Hill and I remember riding my bike by the building with the big legs on either side of the steps, wish I'd taken pics. Never saw the movie!

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