Mr. Pleasantries

Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

FUCK. THIS.

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

not familiar with that one

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

Big upside for the media though because they’d have a whole new caricature to develop and fixate on

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:30 UTC

It’s all so disingenuous; The NY Times immediately goes on full blast about needing a candidate who can defeat Trump when they’ve done nothing but enable Trump from day one. There’s a weird sense of glee underneath all the panic bc this is their chance to prove they aren’t in the tank for Biden

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

The best PR comeback ever is when Pee Wee Herman went on the VMAs and said “heard any good jokes lately?” and I don’t know what the political equivalent of that is but Biden needs to do it

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

Counterpoint: drugs

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:33 UTC

I still do some but every time I think uh I don’t know about this …

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

I will be happy to never again have to hear people referring to him by idiotic cutesy names like the orange Cheeto or whatever

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

I used to feel the same but then I watched it with fresh eyes. He should have been punished

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

100% true, plus America have the memories of goldfish, like no one even seems to remember those 2 years where no one left their houses

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Have people noticed yet that Americans forget everything after a week?

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Men would rather develop elaborate conspiracy theories about oversight of JHU teams than go to therapy

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

Yeah Trump really is the easiest candidate in history to go on the offensive about, real shame we can’t have the literal dozens of candidates who could do that handily

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

are we ready to talk about Ted Lasso too or

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

Put these guys under the broaster with some salt & olive oil & that’s some good eatin

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

I quit it a couple years ago and now every time I have to open it I feel really gross, like walking into a porn theater

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

called a slice

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Has anyone done this yet

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

100% would attend

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Give me an on-rails Zelda game over open world any day of the week; my feeble brain cannot handle unlimited possibilities

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Interestingly, although the Unabomber popularized sunglasses there were several documented instances of people wearing them before him, including well-known celebrities like Burt Lancaster!

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

bump stocks are to gun owners what anal sex is to virgins, total technicality

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

All of it always really boils down to projection. They think, if we controlled the schools, we would gleefully indoctrinate students … therefore that MUST be what the progressives are doing, too.

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Bill o’ Reilly? Glenn Beck? Tucker Carlson? These dudes go away all the time and no one ever misses them

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

grimoires, absinthe

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Oh man you gotta pair this one with Bill

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

I think people like me who do not have law degrees assume lawyers must be smart but I’ve met a few who are complete dunces so I guess it must not be that hard?

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

You’re out here with explosive stories every other day & I don’t see them getting the traction they deserve, what the hell is it going to take?

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

Is this Paul Begala

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

Simmer down there Mr. Meanie

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

You seem to be reporting in from an alternate universe where Dem messaging is strong and unified and dominating the narrative, please give the rest of us the coordinates

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

I rewatched Sid & Nancy recently & the hilarious thing about that movie is that if they can do something in a degenerate way, they will … like “let’s gob all over our food then eat it with our shoes,” like maybe just use a fork instead

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Why are Democratic strategists always so wrong?

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

There’s a Tesla store at the mall & my son wanted to see what it looked like so we stopped in and imagine the worst your toaster has ever looked, the greasy mall hand prints covering that impossible-to-clean stainless steel surface made me want to vom

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Mr. Pleasantries @jeffreyd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

The analysis all along was totally bereft of common sense, it was never as touch & go as people seeing it through a political lens presumed. Like of course any jury just hearing the facts and seeing those creeps in court would think “yeah these people are criminals.”

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