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Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social |
my favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus has all the homeless people rounded up and arrested, and then he and Sam Alito go jetting off on Leonard Leo's private plane for a luxury fishing vacation
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John Minnihan
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you forgot the part where they piss on sick people
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus kicks all the homeless people out of the temple, so that his new buddy Clarence and all his friends can set up market stalls there instead.
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@shybutterfly.bsky.social
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Has anyone checked on Sam Alito? ๐ฅ
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riwoche เฝขเฝฒเผเฝเฝผเผเฝเฝบเผ
@riwoche.bsky.social
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In Texas, amiright:
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unhipcat
@unhipcat.bsky.social
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scotus: we donโt have to report things like that anymore because theyโre gratuities, not bribes. we said so. I mean, if some stupid mayor can do it, why canโt we?
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dรฉjร vu
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Jesus being unmarried and childless is a bad example
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PacNorthwest
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Very inspiring one.
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Excalibur Discount Legal Services
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The most fucked up thing is a lot of conservatives seem to realize Jesus wouldn't be cool with this shit but then still say they love Jesus and all that: www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706
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khwalz
@khwalz.bsky.social
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I'd say it's apochryphal, but it's more like apocalyptic.
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WAP
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There is no god lmao
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Michelle ๐๐๐ท๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Do these RWNJS understand Jesus was a dark skin man from the Middle East who helped the poor and sick. They depict him as white, with light hair and blue eyes.. they would say he was terrorist. ๐คฃ๐คช
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Jeff Thompson
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Republican Jesus washes people's feet just to steal their toe rings and ankle bracelets.
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Smeg
@smeg.bsky.social
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Amen ๐
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JeanLake
@jeanlake.bsky.social
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The rapist felons fave story is the wealthiest man in the land, Solomon, having 700 wives & 300 concubine.
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David
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As they say: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, he'll feed himself for life; throw a man in jail, you don't have to worry about him anymore and you can go fishing yourself.
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makana
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This of course is suppressed knowledge in the gnostic gospel of Thomas
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I like the one where Clarence Thomas & Ginni are swallowed and digested by a whale... (but then I'm no Bible expert)
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