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Jenny Langin

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball™. Painfully earnest. She/Her.

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This was a proportional response.

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@thebloggess.bsky.social

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I DO believe in fairies.

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I don't know if they still have it, but they did some kind of anniversary collaboration with Play-Doh. You could have the same olfactory joy you remembered, but without having to clandestinely eat tiny balls of gray, pre-fondled clay whenever a supervisory adult turned their back.

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I have bottles of Demeter's Fresh Cut Grass and Angel Food on-hand at all times, to be applied directly to my brain as needed.

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oh lord the teeny feets

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I am certain that at least 75% of those men are Tom Holland.

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Personal Me: performative despair is not a political strategy. You do not need to read it, boost it, otherwise encourage it or absorb it. Taking time offline is a super good idea today.

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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller's avatar Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social
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PERFORMATIVE DESPAIR IS NOT A POLITICAL STRATEGY. Do not conjure your own imagined demise. In particular, don't do it collectively, on a communication system meant to amplify emotional contagion. (simpler/more esoteric: don't do death magic at collective scale on your own minds, for fuck's sake)

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oh my god you are still on the side quest

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Boat expert here. This isn’t funny or cute. Boats only do this when they’re really distressed

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This was my position until I watched Werewolf by Night.

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I WAS THINKING OF YOU WHEN THAT HAPPENED! 🤣

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The fastest way will be via the Emergency Room. If that is how you choose to go, if you have any kind of clinical support, contact your doctor. Tell them you are experiencing symptoms that you believe may result in inadvertent self-harm, & have them call the ER in advance & tell them to expect you.

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All I can think of right now is Civil War. I know it doesn't fit the criteria here, but the terrible plausibility of every frame rocked me back on my heels so hard I haven't been able to shake it.

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Do you think the sleeves of every shirt and jacket in the movie just CAME OFF by themselves, madam? THEY DID NOT.

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Now I am flipping through my mental files to see if I can think of a Jedi that is capable of (and good at) dry, Grodin-like sarcasm. They take themselves so seriously. Maybe Plo Koon is a dark horse in this arena!

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SO MUCH. I wanted to punch him in his stupid smug face SO. MUCH.

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"Don't you dare fucking post that online."

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Are we just gonna not discuss the severed leg on the bottom right?

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Everything about him is round. Everything! Round floof! Aah!

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Let's be honest. Martha-Ann does all the heavy lifting in that household.

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The larger Pacific striped octopus is unusually social. It was recognized by scientists in 2015. Reporter Kenna Hughes-Castleberry joins to talk about Panamanian diver and artist Arcadio Rodaniche, who first found the octopus in 1990, but no one believed him.

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Three raccoons with internalized homophobia in a trench coat.

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When I scanned the images, I quickly read "wanna hate crime" as "want to hate CRIME", as opposed to, "want to HATE-crime", and I couldn't understand why bisexuality would make anyone wish they felt more passionately opposed to illegal activity.

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Today on SciFri 📻

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Cait if you do not produce additional details on the disputed line item(s) I am going to freak the hell out.

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I was giggling so hard that I was crying.

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Oh, no! My apologies! I did that really badly. I didn't mean spiteful - more like "fond 'your friend is f*cking with you'" energy (then said friend punches you in the arm, & you both laugh, & on you go.) This explanation is insane, but I suppose I can't look more like a tit than I already do.

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This was so hilariously mean that I did a literal spit take.

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"I analyzed data on cardiac incidents from 13 seasons of Doctor Who (2005 to 2023), pored over the cardiovascular literature on humans and other species, and consulted various experts in these and related fields ... for plausible answers to my questions about the Time Lord’s two hearts." 🧪

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It looks like they are asking for your ethnicity, sexual orientation, and location, but they just smooshed it all into "ethbicity".

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But that's where the charging dock is

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...and if Clara can cheat death by living for aeons inside the last minute of her existence, who knows what loophole might present itself in the interim? I like it!

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T. is bringing home garbage food & we are going to watch this thing together. Now I can pee my pants in front of a witness, versus wallowing in my damp cowardice privately.

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