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jeremy kaplowitz@jeremykaplowitz.com |
applying for jobs like "we're looking for a guy named Jeremy Kaplowitz who lives in Brooklyn" and not getting a first round interview
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Odie
@theodeity.bsky.social
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"and he secretly already works for us"
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NYERinWESTCHESTER
@andrewaltenburg.bsky.social
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"Your Jeremy Kaplowitz experience does not meet our present Jeremy Kaplowitz needs. We will keep your resume for the future when we will reach out to you, raised your hopes, and then dash them against the rocks bc we sometimes get bored and need something fun to do. Have a nice day"
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Zork Aficionado
@zorkaficionado.bsky.social
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It’s a job you were literally born to do
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Tiny Brontosaurus
@tinybronto.bsky.social
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"looking for a young jeremy kaplowitz type"
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Antonio Capicola
@chazornoquasar.bsky.social
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"I'm sorry, your birthday is on a Tuesday this year and it is for this reason that we are declining to go any further with the hiring process"
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Tully Quinn
@tullyquinn.bsky.social
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Your name sounds like batman punching the joker
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