Antonio Capicola

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

Also that most crime in small towns is perpetuated by property developers running a scam

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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Moon-faced Assassin of Joy @nome.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

Thinking (semi-regular thought!) about conceptions of distance between the US and the UK, so copying over a thread from the bad place. Not as in the "100 miles is a long way, 100 years is a long time" bit, but more how land is divided. In the UK, you can never be more than 70m/113km from the Sea.

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

What year did America decide that some of our most prominent cultural icons were insurance advertisement characters

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Book

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Here’s the thing, all this bullshit is now precedented because it has happened and is now within precedent: something can only be unprecedented once

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

HIM: surely you can't be serious! ME, head spinning like The Exorcist: who the FUCK is Shirley?

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

It’s not the first day above 110 degrees that gets you, it’s the 8th🫥

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

“Unprecedented” is an adjective that can only really be applied to something once. Thereafter it’s purely precedented.

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

Deep Nonsense sounds like a lofi band that I am eagerly awaiting a new EP from

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

*opens humidor, revealing it's full of corn dogs* Help yourself. Take one for the drive home too. Don't be shy.

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Intercontinental travel primarily to see a concert of an artist you enjoy will seem like one of those truly decadent things of a bygone age of plenty

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

"People tell me that Californians make vegetables from plants, which I find so interesting. I mean, how did they come up with eating plants, of all things?"

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Is this English food

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

Three letters separate socialite and socialist, but both can commiserate on absolutely sending a bathroom to the shadow realm

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Do dogs ever think that cereal is human kibble

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

It shows the employment tracks of doctorate holders that crime pays more dividends

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

What did he know

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:40 UTC

Mark these words: this will be the last July 4th under a completely unbroken flag

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

"During the Elizabethan era, for example, people were rarely asked to prove they were not a robot."

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

In the future, you can receive (1) image of anime lady with outrageous yams for the low low price of enough carbon dioxide to kill a Victorian child

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Of course the NYC marathon is longer, the traffic was horrendous on the LIE today!

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Webster’s Friend: you know what I hate the guy that pours soda so fucking much Webster: You got it, coming right up

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

minecraft should be considered one of humanity’s greatest achievements im being so serious

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

this feels very mid atlantic

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

"I’d barely made it out of the parking lot before I passed six different signs describing the same kind of reed, and each one was more detailed than the last."

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

You own your eggs and basket? We’re leasing and renting here.

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

As far as I can remember, they don’t show any amount of pastoralism at all in Westeros in the show, only in Essos

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

Ok but where are the farms

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

“Ope, need ta sneak past ya there, or else the over-overboss will make puppy chow outta me for not meeting quota!”

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Additionally: what’s with all the dreadlocks, tattoos, and eye shadow?

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

No 30 Rock?

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Journalist: Wait til my journal hears about this!!!

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Going forward I will only answer the question of “so are you seeing anyone?” if the asker is not currently in a loving and committed relationship.

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Oh gosh congratulations! And oh gosh sorry to hear!

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Pickup trucks for stomp clap hey men’s rights activists

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

James Watt is spinning in his grave, which is itself a turbine

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Anyone who thinks that a PhD inherently qualifies a level of general insight or intelligence clearly didn’t go to grad schcool

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Tammany Hall is so back

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

appreciating the Holy Trinity (roast beef, dijon mustard, provolone)

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Yes and they’re clad in 0.999mg of pure 24kt gold ($0.007), we’ll sell you two for $24.95 but only if you call now!

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

All Dads Love Eachother

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

Cuban music? You mean Latin Ska?

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Do Scottish babies in particular feed differently than others?

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Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

When my brother was celebrating getting his PhD his face was on the cake and you’re goddamn right I kept the hairline noticeably thinning at the top

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