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jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social |
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I post for: 1) god 2) country 3) 1995 feature film Virtuosity
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jesse
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entirely unclear why the founders set up a system where the congress could remove someone from the office of the presidency for conduct that was absolutely, unquestionably and at all times legal
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jesse
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low key the most devastating way you can call a kid ugly is to say they'll grow into their features
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Listen, you think something incredibly stupid (unsurprising given your track record on here), and I think you're not worth my time
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The first four featured NYT opinion pieces and news articles today are about why Biden should drop out
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the used car salesman sees you not leaving here in this beauty as the biggest threat to your long term happiness
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I stopped once they said that rabies vaccinations should lead to fewer pit bulls
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the constitutional equivalent of "if you're poor, ask your parents for money"
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jesse
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Reading about the BET In Memoriam segment where they included OJ but left out Andre Braugher
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Kind of amazing that the NYT hasn't even tried to sneak in the token "maybe the sitting President shouldn't withdraw from the race four months before the election" piece
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What was Marilyn vos Savant's deal? What did she do besides answer brain teasers in a Sunday newspaper magazine?
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love
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I now know how the Egyptians felt when the first plague hit
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he ordered Swiss cheese on his steak at one of the Philly tourist traps and it was a week-long story about how he didn't understand real America
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The NYT does truly bizarre shit to every Democrat in every presidential election, but Biden's age is Al Gore sighing, Kerry eating a cheesesteak, and Clinton's email servers combined
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
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Pretty clear that the democratic party has to either figure out a way to stop AG Sulzberger's temper-tantrum ratfuck or develop the grit to power through it
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It's kind of amazing to remember that "Donald Trump couldn't stay awake in his own criminal trial, which he lost" was a news story like two months ago
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jesse
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FYI: this book was in constant rotation for my daughter for nearly a year - it's absolutely wonderful
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jesse
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YOU: touch grass ME: have you SEEN m. night shyamalan's The Happening? I think the fuck not
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Jesus fuck
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Coming back to this, one of the most subtly bananas parts of this is how she transitions from "trans women in bathrooms" to "can you get a woman off" without blinking
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NYT, October 2024: NEW WORLD SERIES CHAMPION CROWNED; LAST ONE OLD MAN BIDEN WILL EVER SEE?
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one reason the Biden age story is dominating elite political coverage and nothing about Trump is is that Republicans will never break ranks with their god king
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what childhood author would you want to engage you in an incredibly uncomfortable conversation about lesbian sex
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I would absolutely pretend my appendix had just exploded to get as far away from this conversation as possible
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Looking at the featured opinion pieces on NYT following the Supreme Court's declaration that the President is a king: - Biden should withdraw - Biden should withdraw, and his team is gaslighting the nation - The First Amendment gives too much protection to tech companies
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"none of the polls have told us biden's campaign is dead in the water yet"
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One weird thing about me is I'm a cis man on Bluesky that nobody has a problem with and if anyone says they do it's just an in joke you don't get
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Will Weldon
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Hi, this is Jimmy Kimmel. Today, the Supreme Court announced that Donald Trump, if he's elected, will be a god king entitled to the blood of innocents. That's why I'm announcing an emergency 800% MATCH on all donations to Democrats tonight!
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This was published this afternoon