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Space Jew

@jewish.bsky.social

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Yid. Comedy writer. I run the JewSky Plus feed.
Bylines in Points in Case, Slackjaw, & staff writer for End of the Bench Sports. He/him.
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this take is far too rational and empathetic for the internet

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The best example of time as a flat circle is CNN and NYT realizing their Trump-addled reporting helped bring him to power; reaping what they sewed when he painted them as “enemies of the people”; and then spotlighting the maniac again because of how much engagement pieces about him generate.

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Happy fourth

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Roses are red Violets are bloomin

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It was only a kiss [with a porn star]

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Hot take: Let them keep selling these so I know which neighbors about to get their gas tanks pissed in

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🎶Comin’ out of my cage and I’m [looks around] going back into this cage, fuck this shit🎶

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i have a four day weekend and i fully intend to retreat into the cage and weld it shut

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Comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doin’ actually not fine at all, quite frankly

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god that’s so diabolical

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I'm bisexual, now does that mean I'm twice as sexual or every other sexual

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If streaming music was like streaming baseball you’d need five services to listen to a single album

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They used to have $1 beer nights at Cashman field. The place was horrible but damn did that slap

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I know i have like one moot who is from vegas but I cannot believe crown and anchor closed

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blast em under scolding hot water and the itch disappears for several hours. Something about itch and heat nerves sharing the same receptor channels. and overwhelming one interferes with the other’s ability to function

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i for one love seeing poetry from one of america’s greatest men used like a catch phrase in a tv show

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i don’t think you have to apologize for anything. your comment was reasonable and i didn’t take exception to it, just had a different perspective. i appreciate the consideration

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Do yourself a favor and don’t search “moral arc” on any social media sites today

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that’s our experience. every group is different though

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the US is orders of magnitude less safe for jews than it was 10 let alone 20 years ago. neo-nazism and conspiracies that were crackpot GeoCities sites are full-on news channels with celebrity endorsements. i mean that GW, a war criminal, hates his party tells how far to the right the GOP has gone.

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why did i click that

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i mean things are way more fucked than 2005 but other than that you’re dead on

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If Nate Silver saw this post he’d have a rage-gasm so hard that Jon Bois would one day make a video about how it ended the Buffalo Bills franchise.

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No thoughts, just posts tonight

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50% but feels like 2500%

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I don’t know enough about the law to argue one way or another but I do know that there is an open bottle of whiskey in the other room and we are fucked no matter what

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this is bratz doll-coded

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I’m not emotionally capable anymore of seeing that many people with faux hawks.

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bad faith it is [mutes]

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i have no idea what you’re talking about and whether it’s in good faith

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Green Party is like the kid who complains no one invites them to parties then at their first one shits in the pool i forgot what we were talking about but i finished the sentence anyway

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i’m too tired from eight years of trauma-fatigue to unpack the moment before the asteroid obliterated the dinosaurs

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If we harnessed power from the perpetual motion machine that is the Green Party futilely nominating failed Presidential candidates we could stop climate change in one election cycle.

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TIL Ralph Nader is more than a punchline we stopped using in 2003

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If half the people who go off the way they do voted, Bernie would be finishing his second term

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Which savior is this

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I have four brain cells and three are used up by sports at any given time

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Republicans working really hard to figure out how they can put the idea of concentration camps for political opponents in their platform in a way that will appeal to independent voters.

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The problem with having a bowling team of mostly software engineers who hate staying out past 9pm on weekdays is that eventually you will develop a convoluted bowling-order optimization that leads to the collapse of civilization.

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Another tragic day of waking to find that Clarence Thomas has not been eaten by a bear

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i don’t actually know what that means

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Just meant like, society ya know

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Every single person should be calling their Senator and demanding a stacked Supreme Court.

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Hey guys, I’m back from Jersey. Thanks for keeping the surging fires of hell warm for me.

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Screams, “Everything I know about activism was learned in the summer of 2020 from Instagram.”

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These movements and organizations exist, they are just mostly new to white (goyische) people. What we really need to be doing is seeking out the communities that have ALREADY built this power and done this organizing and join with them. We don't need to reinvent the wheel!!

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Ahh!!!!! This is so exciting. I hope you crush it

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