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Tyler James Hill

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Cozy maximalist. Selective perfectionist. Full-time writer. Part-time human. 6'9". The world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. He/he/him


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Correc

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Delightful. I hope you're all inside not doing stuff 🫡

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I can't talk. I can't walk. The only thing about me is the way I'm secretly a halk. I can't dance. I can't sing. I'm just standing here staring into space because I'm forgetting ev ry thing

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I do hate this parasite theft economy we've found ourselves in. I made t shirts for a while but all the designs got stolen and put on $5 sites

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I was saving that for the actual review lol

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Just two. Any two Rikers will fuck given the opportunity. It's when they start to organize you gotta worry. Enough Rikers in the same place will to talk themselves into accepting Q's deal.

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What if that same accident happened to Tom Riker again and this was Biff Riker

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A warning to people who might get big huffy mad at Katie's ee lotr trilogy scores

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I hate trump and everything but stop fucking using ai images to make points about real life. Just fucking stop it. And use alt text

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ooouuuch

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Which ET are you today?

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Bad idea: summer Good idea: seeping in the AC and keeping it pretty dark inside while hiding from the murder sun and demon smoke and watching horror movies

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Scotus just made it legal 😔

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Give me his number and I'll fuck with him

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I know there are higher temps out there. But for Seattle, this is deadly. I am now in the don't go outside for any reason era.

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Often am

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Our new annual treat

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It's not bad yet, it is usually end of July/August where we get hit, but it's gonna be 4 degrees lower than otherwise today because of the smoke

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This guy is STILL at it? He was doing some of the most embarrassing shit I'd ever seen yesterday

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Ve are lurking fora man en a Murcuree Coogar...exaaaacsly like dis one. He es a dengeres double agent, and mmaasteh of disguise

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New labour ad just dropped

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The heat, and the smoke, have again come to Seattle.

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i guess i can see both sides of the fireworks debate like on the one hand they’re obnoxious and frighten poor little doggies but on the other a lot of jagoffs have gotten their fingers blown off by them so on balance who’s to say

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This the most embarrassing behavior I've seen in a while

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Looks like you've been doing bottom feeding off of franchises and skirting copyright infringement, which is all good work if you can get it. There's always that 10% of trekkies who think being one Means Something. Put down the shovel.

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Mom says I get a turn at what game we play you guys

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It's my birthday I'm just a little birthday boy

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It's amazing you'd say this after the exchange Scott and I had, as if there was any chance we'd be even remotely interested in whatever mealy mouthed keyword contrivance you managed to utter. You're just doing this for yourself, to feel better about whatever is bothering you. Deal with that instead.

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Because you're on bluesky. I've been on campaigns, there's no time to argue with people online, you don't have the energy and you actually understand through experience how your shitty attitude can turn people off the candidates you support, you absolute breadless breadstick.

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I honestly think it's the same part of their brain that activates for conspiracy theorists. It's a shortcut, in a life where you're not feeling great about where you are/what you've accomplished, to feel like you are smarter than others and possess secret knowledge. Totally unearned but feels good.

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Thank you, I'm tired of these armchair opinion pundits acting like they are doing something As a person who was (for years and years and years) active door-knocking/organizing (and stopped primarily because of who started being on the tickets) it's frustrating to be lectured at like I don't get it

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What no impossible there's way anyone could think that ever that's bonkers just a firework promise boom boom ✌️👼✌️

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Ugh, of course I believe in the first amendment, but you're so self-centered we were talking about 𝘮𝘦

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Pretty much exactly the same with me and now I'm single again I slowly went back to working a little all day all hours of the day just whenever. My friends have perfectly varied days off, so I'd have to get back to a MF schedule. But now? I feel weird and childish for not having one. Didn't before.

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Finding out mid jokey pleasant convo with a moot they've unfollowed you at some point lol

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Just like every shoe you come across you put on? Loose ones or ones you see on other people's feet?

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A guy was rude to my friend so I said "sorry you're like this, man" and he replied 3 times and on the 4th demanded if "like this" meant that he was a white cishet. Apparently being a dick is SO INTERTWINED with being a cishet white guy he thought I was attacking Who He Is and not What He's Like.

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Lol, ok muting you but if my comment made you post three separate upsetti spaghetti replies maybe you should have a think about how you are in fact Like This

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Whew. Well that was also a lot. Sorry you're like this.

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Ok I promise I will not vote for Trump. Really I really mean it I will not give Trump my support in any fashion especially my vote. Having accomplished that, fuck you for laying anything at my feet as an individual. Case closed. Move on with your goddamn life.

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