David S. Bernstein
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IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?
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David S. Bernstein
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IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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then you belch the pledge of allegiance but you're so drunk that you're accidentally intelligible.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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so those animal scraps were usable after all.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I know the feeling. It's already 2024 and i'm running on 6 hits of acid.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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they CLAIM to be donors but the kidney never showed up in the mail.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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you're obviously high already, so shut up and pass the stimulus.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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by the light of the dying power grid, we'll tell stories to the children of times gone by when there was liberty and food.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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deep.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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you're feeding them, not me.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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watch out running with scissors, you could cut someone's running nose
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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it's like i'm refusing to wake up and get out of bed and realize i'm standing in the middle of speeding traffic, about to be hit by an oncoming truck, thinking "how could i be waking up in the middle of speeding traffic?" and let me share from my experience, learn to ask better questions.
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Crooked Emily
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BlueSky in the past has been the place to mock sincerity, but I know the average user here is not gearing up to lead a violent revolution If you are scared or angry, itβs ok to channel that into something productive. Youβll probably find it actually helps ease the anxiety. This is one option!
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I RECOMMEND
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2S...
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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that sounds perfect! is it OK if I pay extra?
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I'd give it a 7 out of 10
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I don't actually endorse their retirement. I was just pointing out where it can lead to ask lifetime appointees to quit earlier than they would otherwise choose to do so themselves
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Jimmy L π
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actually, there's a side door to the alley. (I'm thinking positive.)
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I was wondering what's been making me feel like that my whole life. π€ͺ
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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you'll die, but you'll be able to handle it.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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from way back when Elon was fairly new there:
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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you call that fast food? no lie, that take-out --- 3 hours in the emergency room to take it out.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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sir, we'll need to appropriate mar-a-lago to house immigrants. sorry.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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who am I to judge?
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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oh, you didn't mean YOUR eggs.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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that's fair.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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sorry to hear about your eggs. π€ͺ
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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One could say the same right now for Sotomayor and Kagan in their mid to late 60s. If Biden put in 2 40-year-olds right now there wouldn't be much chance of them being replaced during the next few administrations.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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they can no longer tell their skins apart from trump's.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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If I understand, Trump is immune from prosecution for conspiring with aides how to break a law but if the broken law is outside his official acts, then he may be prosecuted for the act. The fake electors and coercing state officials is fair game.
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Jimmy L π
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Be careful. The Roberts opinion on presidential immunity can cause chest pains.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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if I had to choose between sinking in an electric boat with a giant battery that would electrocute me, or jumping out of the boat and being eaten by a shark, or voting for trump, BRING ON THE ELECTRIC SHARK!!!!!
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Jimmy L π
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π―
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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right along with enacting the fetal vote.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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so they've hit bottom, have they?
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I think it's the other way around. Mostly unions were an alternative to THE BOSS burning THE WORKERS to death inside the factory.
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Jimmy L π
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When I was hosting at a restaurant, a manager wanted me to proactively recommend menu items. Pretending to be a customer, he handed me a menu and said, "Say, what's good here?" I replied, "Leaving."
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Jimmy L π
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Immanuel Kant suggested that the arc of history toward equality is propelled forward each time rulers are afraid of others and share enough to quell serious discontent.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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breaking news: rich white men lose minds
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I was a cult leader, partly.
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Jimmy L π
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if they didn't put any drugs in my drink, do i get my money back? π€ͺ
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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and he could have ordered that cool Amazon crucifix remover.
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Jimmy L π
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probably you're like me, in a ridicule.
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Jimmy L π
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If nobody spends a penny on the NYT, the problem will solve itself.
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Jimmy L π
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Right. It's practically common sense not to change horses in midstream. From what I've read, most people who are prepared to vote for Biden are only looking to him to not be Trump. Respiration and pulse are optional.
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Jimmy L π
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Likewise, but Lichtman's reasoning is good. Biden's incumbency gives him an advantage against Trump that Harris may not gain even if she were sworn in right now.
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Jimmy L π
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Assuming Biden could not complete the campaign, Newsom would not step on Harris' toes. He's said as much in the past. Allan Lichtman has a good record analyzing elections and thinks only Biden can beat Trump.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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gotta develop your hyphen-groove.
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Jimmy L π
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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Ryan: "Character is too important. I shouldn't be allowed to vote."
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Jimmy L π
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Unfortunately Pee Wee Herman is unavailable.
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Jimmy L π
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Yes, if the alternative is thought to be Harris having to take over in , say, October, then July is better. She would certainly have the energy to thrash Trump in the next debate.
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