Jeremy Chao

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

NEW: President Biden's doctor releases memo explaining that Dr. Cannard evaluated Biden as part of his regular physical (results of which were disclosed in February) and also treats military personnel with neurological issues through the White House Medical Unit
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

I'd have trouble not raising an onion ring and saying "I've got this thing and it's fucking golden."

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

It blinds you for no reason and without warning.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Everyone thinks the solution is to fall into a K hole these days.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

To unite the party, 81 year old Biden must hand the nomination to 82 year old Bernie Sanders.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

I say we replace the Supreme Court with a Meat Lovers Court.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

Unless the president wants to forgive student debt.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Cats work?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Oceans 14 will be Danny Ocean running for president so he can rob Fort Knox without fear of prosecution.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Well, the debate news cycle certainly just got drowned out.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

There’d probably be a push to force a George Latimer type to own the left.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

To save his candidacy, Joe Biden must go on Hot Ones.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

When things are going well.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

Taking a gummy and watching 3 episodes of The Bear seems like it was a much better choice for my mental health.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

Not regretting taking and edible and starting The Bear at 9pm.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

They should just toss cash at Anthony Atamanuik.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

The downside of interactively listening to @ifbookspod.bsky.social

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Mint green.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

Man, it’d be nice to be able to recall a governor in New York.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

I'm assuming the maids deserve every penny they get. He doesn't seem like the cleanest dude.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

Excited for the next 3 days of waking up waiting to hear if a president is a king and if the regulatory state is dead.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Man, the New York Democratic party loves to find new ways to disappoint me.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Dude will do anything to not be a good mayor, huh?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

The IDF is taking inspiration from Mad Max for its war crimes now.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

You know you have a problem when an energy efficiency guy shows up in the Abby relapse episode during your ER rewatch and you immediately realize it must have aired the same night as the Greenzo episode of 30 Rock.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Someone committed to an ad spend weeks before her spectacular face plant.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

That’s not what 10 to 24 is referring to?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Find something to love the way Kyle Schwarber loves hitting in June.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Not to be the fucksaw pedant, but the professor was at Northwestern (Go U!), not Northeastern.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

Happy “drink a scotch and stare into the middle distance day” to fellow members of the dead dads club.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

OnioInfo Wars.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

The promise of book deals will be the end of our democracy.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Immunity will be the final opinion of the term, huh?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

I’m “going to a live Supreme Court podcast taping” years old.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

If he were to get indicted, what would be the odds he placed his judge on the court?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Latimer and his ads have made Jeopardy nigh unwatchable of late.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

The way my mouth felt first thing in the morning was truly unexpectedly terrible.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

"I'm demagoguin' here!"

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Republicans won't be sated unless Hunter is given the death penalty and Joe is forced to throw the switch. And maybe not even then.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

How many more insane Alito stories will break before Thursday’s @strictscrutiny.bsky.social live show?

And can I get a custom Vergogna flag made in 3 days?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

But think of the midtown diner owners!

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Where would we be with Justice Harriet Miers?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

I totally missed that.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Truly baffling. Conor McGregor?

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

I flew on a plane that had an ashtray in the armrest.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Crazy that actually helpful internet searching that allows for easy fact checking was replaced with unreliable hallucinating AI right before a major election with a notable fascist liar as one of the major candidates.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Your semi regular reminder that young Nixon could get it.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Hoping we all get to hear your Lynch on Blank Check soon!

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