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Jessica Ritchey@jmritchey.bsky.social |
There is a machine that requires it to drink Lake Michigan to tell you to put bleach in an apple pie and cough up a smeary picture of a big titty anime girl with too many teeth, and then there is a book. Clearly the book is the existential and environmental threat and must be eliminated.
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Inea Faedyn 🇨🇦 🏳️⚧️
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ChatGPT told me that books were an inferior old-world technology that would be purged in the cleansing fire of the new dawn. I asked what would replace them and it just laughed.
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Caution🏳️🌈✡️🇨🇦
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The discussion probably went something like : “Ok, we’re on track for killing off newspapers and libraries, good work. Now how do we disrupt e-books?” “Make the lefties feel guilty about them? I know a guy at NPR, so there’s our in..” (Edited 12:05 PM)
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Jon With Tattoos
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The printed word really playing the long game in its quest to destroy humanity.
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Grumpy Data Scientist
@zaqdelinguist.bsky.social
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Oh dear sweet baby Jesus…. Please tell me someone didn’t say that unironically… :(
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Jim Marshall
@the6thjm.bsky.social
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"They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the problems you could see"
~ Trevor Horn, Geoff Downes and Bruce Woolley in 1979
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-...
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Marius Loots
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Well, books are printed on paper. Paper comes from trees. Trees shed leaves. Leaves need leaf blowers. Leaf blowers cause noise pollution. Pollution bad. Ergo, books are bad.
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Tycho Softworks
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This is actually smart thinking. After meth she will get down to the correct number... Books can liberate minds. How dangerous that would be, Americans thinking. That will never be allowed here again.
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Campfire Headcase
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