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I've been agonizing over a script for a 30 minute video about NASCAR Racing for MS-DOS since Christmas and these guys just crack off these masterpieces

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I feel like watching ABC would probably be the better move for someone who is interested?

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the courts knocked down his first attempt at student loan relief and he tried again, and again, and again, long after the news cycle had lost interest. he capped insulin prices and said "trans rights" with his full chest. I want to keep moving in this direction.

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friend of mine in Discord just called NYT "a game company with an editorial department" and hoo boy shots fired

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really feels like we're seeing a weird legacy mass media death rattle where they keep trying and failing to manufacture consent. I can see a straight line going through the Afghanistan freakout to now.

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and that's after RFK got fucking murdered

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We Demand to Be Taken Seriously

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the grand half life tradition of waiting so long to give you a gun you forget you're supposed to have one

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not seeing a lot of Dudes Rock in your actions, fellas!

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my guy likes to get on roofs and party

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this is the digital frontier and I am an Explorer

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people keep positively citing LBJ as if that didn't lead to the heir apparent getting shot to death and then the Democrats losing to a guy they'd beaten before!

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don't print lies in the newspaper

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definitely gotta slow down and ennunciate

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posting less about politics because my ability to shape discourse seems diminished. no I don't think it's actually self-awareness

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Dabney Coleman, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, Cloris Leachman

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me at Digger's Diner when my smashburger is ready

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I'm actually very pro-Hillbillies Movie. That thing is stacked.

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Beverly Hills Cop hearkens back to a time where all you had to do was put a moustache on a 23 year old and people would be like "yes, that's a detective"

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any time I think the die is cast for me at 39, I think about Eddie Murphy's career and yes, yes absolutely

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The floating panels are all 4x3. Nature is healing.

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I just checked with all 300 million of us and we all agree that "Prime Minister [surname]" is right and you guys are the ones doing it wrong

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There's a guy holding a ventriloquist dummy and that's the second thing you notice about this picture. Fake as hell country. Faker than us.

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Writing letters to every nearby city government suggesting they replace their fireworks with drone shows. I will not rest until everything sucks more.

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me: enters correct unlock code my parents' front door:

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they're making ornaments for your posts

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It's important that every Poster have a go-to shopped Freedom of Speech

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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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I just got a Quest headset so I could really use these

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going to skip the obvious dunk here (real TB heads know what a sacrifice that is for me) and observe that white media pointedly ignores black media, especially if something's popular there that they don't approve of

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massive glow-down since we last heard from Kevin Roberts

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Wendy's in the middle of nowhere in Currituck NC just dropped "restroom is for paying customers only" on my wife, with a six and eight year old in tow. They're so lucky it wasn't me, they'd be mopping child piss off their floor.

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Statue of Liberty in display name, how ironic

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I don't buy for a second that any polling about Harris as a hypothetical nominee in any way translate to how votes would actually be cast.

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my work laptop in the trunk of our car as we drive to the outer banks

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thought today couldn't get any worse, now I need a new lawyer

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Closing my eyes serenely as I ask the planner on the other end of the phone "was I rude to you, or did I tell you 'no'?"

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crack down on antisocial behavior wtf

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