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Shoegaze Dad☭

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Every job is a factory, every factory's a grave, every worker's a wheel, for a hot meal a day (he/him/siya)

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Someone posted this drawing of Jeff Bezos on a serious article and I can't stop laughing

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Everyone likes a soft doughy Bezos with kissable lips

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Someone posted this drawing of Jeff Bezos on a serious article and I can't stop laughing

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Yeah, it's got a bunch of weird SEO type subtitles to it, which made it even funnier

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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment “he’s just doing tim robinson” about george c scott

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I get an album of speed metal bluegrass

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If you have Google Assistant hooked up to Spotify try saying "Hey google , play 10 minute lovingkindness meditation for anxiety". Curious if anybody else gets the same results

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Americans try to understand any other government anywhere in the world challenge

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They just get softer and softer over time. Like us all

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They had hits pre-mcdonald as well that were a little more guitar oriented and rocking

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It's hard to believe a band called The Doobie Brothers were a hit making machine in the 70s and 80's and not your cousins band who play at a bar called The Schooner

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marching into the replies when someone's harassing my mufo

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From the name you expect some psych-rock noodling but instead you get the light rock stylings of Michael Mcdonald

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Learning that my brother and his girlfriend have a system where she gets to retire one of his bits per year

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It's hard to believe a band called The Doobie Brothers were a hit making machine in the 70s and 80's and not your cousins band who play at a bar called The Schooner

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That lady absolutely gave him some diabolical smoothie with oyster elbows and badger oil to try and "improve the vibes"

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Apparently saying that Jennifer Lopez is attractive 12 years ago means that your wife will forever refer to her as "your girlfriend"

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this seems like a solid bit. I support it

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Oh that's what happened to me too. I did not offer it unprompted

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Apparently saying that Jennifer Lopez is attractive 12 years ago means that your wife will forever refer to her as "your girlfriend"

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Top five things to Monger: Fear Fish Hate Cheese War

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It's absolutely mad what they did to Corbyn

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Top five things to Monger: Fear Fish Hate Cheese War

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Feeling nostalgic for my favorite JibJabs

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I take it off, in my heart. Also it's Philippine independence from the US day ironically

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Man disappointed to find that app that promised to improve his mental health just a fancy todo app

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There's this weird thing where the more you hear about what a great guy someone is, the more likely they are to be a sex pest

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I live in fear that one day I’m gonna hear something terrible about Robert Smith and I give thanks every day that doesn’t come true.

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At least Hilary seemed like she could stay awake during a press briefing

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It's cool how in the "most important election of our lives" we have the worst candidate possible

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I need a CRM system but for just remembering to call my friends and family more often then once every 3 years

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I wish I had a cool nickname like "Miami Matt" rather than "That Fat Asshole"

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A friend of me told me "you don't need to get all fugazi about it" and I'm still laughing

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Yes, please don't start anything with us, we are stupid and very ill. Can confirm

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This reign of scientists deciding science things has gone on for too long. Thank you Supreme Court

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Can't wait for some elected county judge to decide how many parts per million of pesticide in the water is too many while they ride around in their Union Carbide funded 4x4

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This reign of scientists deciding science things has gone on for too long. Thank you Supreme Court

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