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Joe

@joetredneck.bsky.social

340 followers 331 following 923 posts

Cranky, irascible, prefers dogs to people.
Once described by a Psychiatrist as being “Frightening, a dangerously perfect blend of psychopath & sociopath.”
#GTFTO


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“I gave up non-dom for this? You useless bastard!”

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Go on Jakey boy, back you go …

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If you have to ask, you’re doing it wrong …

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A local gobshite for local people

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Rees Mogg goes home after a traumatic night

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I’m not going anywhere! At least until I need to pee.

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Try more lube

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Did they once. Got a headache and a nosebleed. Never again.

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Ok, someone has to be the first to say

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Thank you.

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Ditto

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Wow!

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I could go for this. Without the exercise, obvs.

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Rhubarb knows ❤️

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Please, gods, tell her to keep her clothes on! 🤢

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Definitely some “homaging” going on.

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Yes. Remove brain, drink beer, eat pizza, pretend it’s still 1984, enjoy.

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Good morning!

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Today’s the day!
July 4th
#GTFTO

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#worracunt

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Occasionally one will get something right. See my bio … 😉

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You’re probably pronouncing it wrong …

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🤞

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Cool

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Leg of goat, studded with rosemary and slivers of garlic, slathered in redcurrant jelly then roasted in a low oven for 6-7 hours. Food of the gods.

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Dicey Leann cfvvj hfs is what happywhen you post with your nose …

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She’s good! 😂

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Cracking job!

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WTAF?

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All the best!

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Your daily reminder
ONLY ONE DAY TO GO
July 4th
#GTFTO

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As my wife’s carer, I’ve met many. Some are good, some are arseholes.

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Nope. Not when you’re my age …

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David Cameron once visited were I work, with full press entourage. Managers pleaded with me to take an extra day off with pay!

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Cadbury crem egg?

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A Psychiatrist told me that that character could be me. He said that I was a “perfect blend of psychopath and sociopath” and that if I ever blew he’d see it on the news…

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Couple of pleasant hours, spent in the company of herons, ducks, coots, buzzards, black squirrels, a pair of kingfishers, a robin who sat on my chair arm and graciously accepted some hempseed, and a couple of carp, a tench and a roach.

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Today’s view from the office …

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You won’t find much darker humour than mine. It’s how I stay (just) sane.

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#farageswetdream

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I can lend you some, when it comes to the Tories I have an inexhaustible supply. PS, repetition is allowed.

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With tiny googly eyes …👀

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Hulk poop.

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Civilisation!

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#GTFTO

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Bucking fonkers

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Your daily reminder
July 4th
#GTFTO
Only 2 sleeps to go

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