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Johnny Brainwash

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Allium eater. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.


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fat slab of raw red onion, any other raw onion sliced or diced, pickled onion, fried onion, crispy fried onion, onion ring, oklahoma style, caramelized, whatever all the onion please

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oh, and the rest of it looks cool as hell too, btw

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i have a stack of spanish revival lamps i got off ebay waiting to be cleaned/rewired. the ones that currently work are steadily replacing every shitty plastic lamp i have.

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those lamps!

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it's me, i'm the brutalist monstrosity

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if we expanded the house to 6700 members, we'd need some new buildings, and just imagine the architecture wars we could have set the retvrn bros against the elon stans until they come together on a neoclassical cybertruck style, then drop a brutalist monstrosity on them from orbit

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one for every 50k would put the house at 6700 members, as the founding fathers intended

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the street finds its own uses for things

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I may have replied "yo" quite a bit as well, come to think of it

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I was the one who said "yeah".

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can we just vote for Jeremy and skip the whole primary thing? I'll still make him a salad, of course

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hey, so I listened to a podcast about this and, well, I guess this is more of a comment than a question....

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