Johnny Killoran

Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

I didn’t know Letterboxd also had P**SY IN BIO people.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

“In my defense, your honor: what the hell is a mintue”

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

me during the rapture

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

Federico Fellini’s La Dolce Vita di Zack e Cody

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

let he among us who has not sought to hide his affiliation with a secretive all-male club in the Northern California redwoods cast the first stone

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

It’s great to see myself represented on screen during televised sports (out-of-shape white guys wearing Celtics shirts in the crowd)

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

If I were a stalker that my victim based on tv show on, I don’t know if I would sue the company that owned the show. “THAT IS NOT HOW I STALK, I STALK IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAY” just seems like maybe drawing the wrong kind of attention.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

I’ve seen him listed at 89

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

so embarrassing, this whole time I’ve been pronouncing it “Christ”

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

guess the NBA Finals weren't really

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Is 34 guilty counts a lot

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Showed Return of the Jedi to my younger kids and it's a good thing I already have them because, based on my wife's wordless reactions to me pulling up names like "Bib Fortuna" and "Salacious Crumb" from memory, I may no longer have even the opportunity to procreate with her.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

During the Celtics game the other night I was explaining to my family the “Bill Walton rule” of “first team to 100 wins” which even he admitted doesn’t always hold true. But it seems like it should. RIP to a one-of-a-kind presence in the sports world.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

when life brings you down, remember that Powers Boothe was on Deadwood and you can watch him in that

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

starting to wonder if the number of flags in my personal collection (0) is below the norm

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

i don't know guys it's starting to look possibly like archconservative justice samuel alito might have a bias

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

how is anyone supposed to follow a Mavericks-Timberwolves series, it’s a battle of identical uniform colors

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

I feel bad for Spike Lee re: the Knicks but I honestly also think it’s good that he can return his focus to that High and Low remake

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Trying to think of the number of Mel Gibson-led, widely theatrically released live-action movies and/or franchises in which his character is *not* motivated by the death of a loved one. Slim pickings.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Hi, crime. High crime?

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Thinking about the fact Pretty Woman was originally titled '3000' and how if it had kept that title maybe people would have mistaken the 2004 Bernie Mac baseball comedy 'Mr. 3000' as a sequel to the Julia Roberts hit and it would have done better.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

The basis of my complete self-deluded explanation for the Red Sox having done nothing in the offseason is that they’re secretly saving money for Trout.

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

You, in parasocial relationships with major celebrities: wacko, lunatic Me, in parasocial relationships exclusively with character actors and obscure nonfiction authors: cool and normal

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Johnny Killoran @johnnykilloran.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

back in 2016 I attended a live read of Joe Dante’s Roger Corman biographic screenplay, THE MAN WITH KALEIDOSCOPE EYES (a movie that should still get made). The place was a who’s who of filmmakers who came to honor Corman himself (in attendance). Immeasurable influence; huge loss.

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