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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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Hot, sticky water π³
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I make da big artz, da biggest around π€
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Where to send me re-gifted TEMU stuff -> throne.com/johnsludge
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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Hot, sticky water π³
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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π³π₯΅πβ€οΈβ¨
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Man Teeth
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eyes can be regrown, no worries π₯°
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The good boy, about to get his good boy treat π₯΄π³π₯΅π₯°
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Bubble the blue bear (ππ»)
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Remaster version of gardi
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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Camping is fun, but better with you π₯΄π₯°π³
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he got a frontal lobotomy
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A guy taking up two seats on the bus I don't need this realism π€
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I want the TSA to know I'm coming back with ten pounds of werewolf posters
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We have to blow harder π³π₯΅π¦
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π³π¦π₯΅ππ
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Well I have a valid passport and two cans of febreeze pumpkin spice air fresheners
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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my life for Terr-Bear
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Do I get a kiss if I fly in right now? π₯Ί
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I like women who would let you lie in their tender embrace, running their fingers through my hair as I lazily breathe in her clutch
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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Thank God For Candi π³π₯΅ππ₯Ί
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π³π₯΅ππ¦β€οΈ
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π³ππ₯°π₯΅
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Remember, USPS does not text you and they do not ask you for your bank information. In this case, they don't immediately say that's what they want, be always be vigilant!
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The messy haired main character realizes everyone believes in him and he was always strong enough this whole time
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We should all strive to get stuck on knots, instead of our self-confidence
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I will always love you for being you π₯Ίβ€οΈππ
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π€β€οΈβ¨
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leg pics π³ππ
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π³ππ¦π₯΅β€οΈ
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At first I thought they put a blanket on her π₯°
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Capitalism πππ
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I feel like if Vyra ever moonlighted at a plasma donation center and you had a papercut, she'd be stuck in place, transfixed on it, sweat beading down as her pulse rises... π³ then suddenly snap back to reality and get you a band-aid π₯°
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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π₯Ίβ€οΈ getting a good look at cha
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Pondering my Coffee orb
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daily ralsei
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ralsei (comm for arcadet6)
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you should try and turn it into a marketable plushie
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I huffed those smoke balls they sell in wussy states with strict fire codes and lemme tell ya, it changed my life
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Getting on the first merchant vessel off this wretched planet headed towards whatever neutral space is out there
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I like Dee Dee for her personality, and her absolutely enormous rack which serves to make cuddling, reading, and nutting easier π₯°π³
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No stealing, Dee Dee! Bad! Shoo! π₯Ί
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π₯Ίπβ¨ help her
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I GO WITH MOMMy
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John Sludge ποΈποΈ
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Remarried Time π³β€οΈ
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π Happy July Fourth! Give us your identity! π
For those of you looking for jobs, please be sure to keep your wits about you. Your antivirus alone won't always be enough to save you from a siren song towards doom.
If it seems wrong, don't interact with the invitation.
#jobs #employment #scams
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Mommy milkers For resting your head For nursing For pumping your schnoodle between For an excuse to put sunscreen on <:3
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OwO /) /) dwaggy
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Yeah, I think it's more of a risk to allow this kind of access to propelled fireworks anyways. You could cause fires much further away than you can stop them, and they expel litter and ash over a much greater distance. I'm certainly happy we don't have those boring smoke products, but not rockets.
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"Fuck me," I think, as my mind follows along with my wandering eyes. Then I remember that you have telepathy... π³π¦π₯΅ππβ€οΈ
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I fucking hate fireworks. Do you fucking hate fireworks? Tonight at 7pm EST, I'll be doing a CHILL RAINY NIGHTTIME ART STREAM so we can ignore the big booms together.
Also keep our veterans in your thoughts while we ALL fucking suffer this #july4th
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My personal limit is sparkling fountain designs, the quiet ones, not the ones with crackling or whistling charges. I myself do enjoy a controlled display of pyrotechnics, but the obnoxiously loud hissing and popping is understandably nerve wracking - for both veterans and pets.
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I will give her my finest seed UwUβ€οΈ Bird seed, of course π³π¦π¦ππ
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Finally, more lavender critters
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