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John Sludge πŸ–οΈπŸοΈ

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I make da big artz, da biggest around 🀭
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Hot, sticky water 😳

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😳πŸ₯΅πŸ‘β€οΈβœ¨

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Man Teeth

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eyes can be regrown, no worries πŸ₯°

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The good boy, about to get his good boy treat πŸ₯΄πŸ˜³πŸ₯΅πŸ₯°

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Remaster version of gardi

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Camping is fun, but better with you πŸ₯΄πŸ₯°πŸ˜³

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he got a frontal lobotomy

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A guy taking up two seats on the bus I don't need this realism 🀭

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I want the TSA to know I'm coming back with ten pounds of werewolf posters

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We have to blow harder 😳πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦

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πŸ˜³πŸ’¦πŸ₯΅πŸ˜πŸ‘

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Well I have a valid passport and two cans of febreeze pumpkin spice air fresheners

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my life for Terr-Bear

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Do I get a kiss if I fly in right now? πŸ₯Ί

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I like women who would let you lie in their tender embrace, running their fingers through my hair as I lazily breathe in her clutch

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Thank God For Candi 😳πŸ₯΅πŸ˜πŸ₯Ί

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😳πŸ₯΅πŸ‘πŸ’¦β€οΈ

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😳😍πŸ₯°πŸ₯΅

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Remember, USPS does not text you and they do not ask you for your bank information. In this case, they don't immediately say that's what they want, be always be vigilant!

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The messy haired main character realizes everyone believes in him and he was always strong enough this whole time

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We should all strive to get stuck on knots, instead of our self-confidence

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I will always love you for being you πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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🀭❀️✨

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leg pics πŸ˜³πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ₯΅β€οΈ

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At first I thought they put a blanket on her πŸ₯°

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Capitalism 😎😎😎

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πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸ’¦

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I feel like if Vyra ever moonlighted at a plasma donation center and you had a papercut, she'd be stuck in place, transfixed on it, sweat beading down as her pulse rises... 😳 then suddenly snap back to reality and get you a band-aid πŸ₯°

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πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ getting a good look at cha

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Pondering my Coffee orb

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daily ralsei's avatar daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social
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ralsei (comm for arcadet6)

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you should try and turn it into a marketable plushie

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I huffed those smoke balls they sell in wussy states with strict fire codes and lemme tell ya, it changed my life

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Getting on the first merchant vessel off this wretched planet headed towards whatever neutral space is out there

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I like Dee Dee for her personality, and her absolutely enormous rack which serves to make cuddling, reading, and nutting easier πŸ₯°πŸ˜³

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No stealing, Dee Dee! Bad! Shoo! πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘βœ¨ help her

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I GO WITH MOMMy

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Remarried Time 😳❀️

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πŸ›‘ Happy July Fourth! Give us your identity! πŸ›‘

For those of you looking for jobs, please be sure to keep your wits about you. Your antivirus alone won't always be enough to save you from a siren song towards doom.

If it seems wrong, don't interact with the invitation.
#jobs #employment #scams

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Mommy milkers For resting your head For nursing For pumping your schnoodle between For an excuse to put sunscreen on <:3

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OwO /) /) dwaggy

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Yeah, I think it's more of a risk to allow this kind of access to propelled fireworks anyways. You could cause fires much further away than you can stop them, and they expel litter and ash over a much greater distance. I'm certainly happy we don't have those boring smoke products, but not rockets.

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"Fuck me," I think, as my mind follows along with my wandering eyes. Then I remember that you have telepathy... πŸ˜³πŸ’¦πŸ₯΅πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆβ€οΈ

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I fucking hate fireworks. Do you fucking hate fireworks? Tonight at 7pm EST, I'll be doing a CHILL RAINY NIGHTTIME ART STREAM so we can ignore the big booms together.

Also keep our veterans in your thoughts while we ALL fucking suffer this #july4th

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My personal limit is sparkling fountain designs, the quiet ones, not the ones with crackling or whistling charges. I myself do enjoy a controlled display of pyrotechnics, but the obnoxiously loud hissing and popping is understandably nerve wracking - for both veterans and pets.

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I will give her my finest seed UwU❀️ Bird seed, of course πŸ˜³πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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Finally, more lavender critters

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