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Cook a little between tennis lessons


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Did I just hear Amy Klobuchar's theme music?

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There was even a rather infamous scene in a movie about nerds where one of them dressed as Vader.

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I'd love to know what the response was to the obvious follow-up of "Ok, so why not make them do it?"

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Terrified of the Pearl Jam bit that has to be coming.

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There are basic truths in the universe and this is one.

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Good. We can all agree that the comms team for the White House is trash. They should immediately fire all of these pampered Ivy grads and grab some SEC and B1G talent so someone in that building knows how to talk shit.

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One of the hidden benefits to living rurally in a fly-over state is that I'll most likely never see one of these anywhere near my house. The most die-hard Elon fan out here still knows what a truck is, and they know that isn't it.

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Where in America do immigrants NOT make up the majority of work crews?

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The power of being middle-aged is being wired by broadcast seasons that last for 6 months, so we watched a dozen shows at a time.

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White plastic bucket until dentists sent me home with emesis basins after getting some teeth pulled before I got my braces. Went back to the bucket after a more forceful eruption caused a horrid mess involving peas and carrots.

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Didn't expect to get Evansville trivia today.

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If the (highly legitimate)question is “do we want a president with a functional brain” then let’s have that debate. we might want to apply scrutiny to both candidate equally, and not grade one in particular on a MASSIVE curve

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We lit off so many fireworks in rural Indiana yesterday that we had an air quality alert until about noon today.

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Or, what if the editors think that's correct, so don't see any need to support it? There sure does seem like a lot of evidence to support my theory, just by looking at the majority of Bret Stephens' articles

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Crazy how many people in media can't make that connection. Or I guess it's probably more accurate that they WON'T make that connection.

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With the limited time we all have, it astounds me that normal people read her shit.

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It was fun watching some people discover that the Economist is trash.

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No, as per usual, it's a tech reporter just believing something for no reason.

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Gotta love that it's a tech reporter just deciding that the lawyers are in no position to explain to him the difference between state and federal court.

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I wrote to the Tractor Supply board today. Here is what I sent. Even if you've only ever bought one thing there, I encourage you to write, as a customer.

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"Thanks for giving us your time before you get back to planning for the gathering and internment of tens of millions of people!"

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Seriously though, is political reporting any different from writing a gossip column in 2024?

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It's hilarious to me that apparently the reaction amongst "elite Dems" when they're upset is to start texting a reporter at Rolling Stone.

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Or part it out so you can take the white meat out when it's done.

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It's been bothering me all night. When Carmen gets asked in episode 3, "What's the worst day in a restaurant?" he gets it wrong. It's Mother's Day.

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Isn't centrism just code for "the opinions held by the majority of anchors on cable news, the pundits they talk to and the editors that hand them column inches" at this point?

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Not just at the rest stops here either. I drove past one every day for months 40 minutes north of Indianapolis that was on top of barn so you could see it from the main entrance of a rural high school.

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Yeah, I got to hear all about her work in Indy from family who works at the track. I just wanted to make sure the world hadn't completely tipped off it's axis without me noticing.

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I had this whole other reply, but then I realized the night's way too nice to waste. Hope you enjoy your evening.

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You shouldn't assume everyone has a subscription to every outlet, so their only interaction with your work might be through headlines. And if headlines are written to garner strong emotion, can you really be surprised when they work?

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The part about the "friend at NASA" is probably true. My cousin, a rocket scientist, got removed from his very important position on a mission because he wouldn't stop proselytizing his VERY reactionary brand of religion. Lets all remember that genius and madness get confused all the time.

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Danica Patrick moderated a presidential debate? Did I have a head injury no one told me about and just blank that out?

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I see we still haven't learned that you don't have to treat fever-dreams from morons as though they were something to analyze instead of just something you mock.

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I got to the point where the author wasn't sure of Trump's position on a national abortion ban and had to stop before I threw my laptop across the room.

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Can someone explain to me how this type of court coverage is any different than opinion writing?

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This is also a really good map to explain how much money farmers actually make. Because, as you'll notice, there are no red counties in the corn belt from Indiana to Iowa.

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Any playlist with Friends of P is alright with me

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I lived in one of them for a couple of years after a lifetime in the Midwest. They absolutely are.

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Lap record or fiery crash are really the only two options, right?

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Too many people only understand farming as something done mostly with large machines. And sure, for corn and grains, that's true. But for nearly everything else, it is a labor-intensive process that wears bodies out at a young age.

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I think some of us remember stuff like this and genuinely can't understand the distinction that a lot of political writers try to make between MAGA and the GOP we all grew up with.
They haven't changed. Society has, but they haven't.
www.vox.com/2015/12/1/98...

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I created a Google Docs/Sheets mashup to track stats and results from practices and matches for the tennis team I coach. And then printed it out to distribute at our awards banquet.

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I had David's overcoat in camel. Just so damn comfortable. Like a big hug. Also extraordinarily heavy.

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$10 used to be TOO much at Taco Bell. Now that won't cover the bill and the Mt Dew tastes horrible.

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Watching this the weekend it came out was an experience that I'll never be able to replicate. My date absolutely lost it at the final scene. Shaking and crying for 20 minutes in the parking lot. Hard to explain now, but it absolutely made sense in the moment.

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I'm aware that's what the current admin did, but this attempt at differentiating the party of Ronald Reagan and Trey Gowdy from the party of Donald Trump started long before that.

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Was there a meeting where reporters all decided that instead of just calling them Republicans that you all had to come up with a new name for them?

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Because it's an entertainment program and not a news program?

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My sister, who just narrowly missed out on being a bicentennial baby, wasn't in school yet when I was born.

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