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Jon Jones

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Chana masala and Chapati or Naan. I'd have that every day.

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Putting the baby in the cot like "back into the void with you"

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I've been told that my now MP was getting into arguments on people's doorsteps over her support of what Israel is doing. I can't support them with a clean conscience.

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I can't help but feel like reform would have had a much lower share of the vote if turnout had been higher.

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His side of the story, if taken as gospel, is fucking disgusting and worthy of this post. And we all know that he isn't giving us everything.

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Yeah, I would. It's something we only come across written down. Nobody's taking about it here.

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I was expecting the pic to be horrifying. It's just a man holding cooked meat. Meat that's uncomfortable in our culture but I was expecting something horrifying.

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See the band on the top of the nards? Lil buddy got castrated so he wouldn't be a menace.

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Ahhhh, that's better.

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We renamed them "Mental heath department"

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Too many people on this website willing to engage with someone being weird/obnoxious in other peoples replies. It very quickly moves on from "Hey stop that" to people gleefully waving a red rag at people with issues shouting "STOP POSTING STOP POSTING"

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Why would you tell someone that...

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Hears a "Yuck" carried feintly on the wind and disintegrates like I just got Thanos snapped.

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People were "fixing" one of their comics by putting red crosses through all of the text. Haus's comics were then compared to fucking stonetoss of all people, aparantly as a standard to achieve.

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I just logged into twitter for the first time in months because I wanted the context. My god was that a mistake.

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Signs societys morals are crumbling

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What I need most in the world, is to be disassembled like a old car. I need someone to polish off the rust, hammer out the dents and smooth off the burrs before putting me back together with fresh oil on the parts that move and tightend bolts on the bits that don't. That might finally fix me.

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I've only just learned why I couldn't save everyone in the first level of Abe's Oddysey...

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I should have put my phone down an hour ago to sleep like I planned.

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obviously the plot twist will be when I wake up tomorrow morning and the George W. Bush ventriloquist dummy is back in my apartment, sitting on the sofa, murmuring "fool me once, shame on you, fool me--you can't get fooled again"

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Right when I was waiting for my long covid diagnosis overlapped perfectly with some scammers in Guangzhou getting my number.

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Knowing the context that pic is always a gut punch when you see it.

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I do miss having a few friends who'd all send each other the sites we found that we thought we'd like.

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Nothing that happens post twist feels like something the characters wouldn't do. And the VA work from the og cast is brilliant.

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Is this the game that shows marges rabbit ears when she gets shocked?

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This is what Churchill meant when he said we shall fight them on the beaches.

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Have we had a bluesky wide outrage since? Or is it too big here now?

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Either of them says their opponents name then hangs because they forgot their point.

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I've been a hell of a lot happier since I did at least.

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Do you think there's any truckers who see driving sims with the same bitterness guitar guys have for guitar hero?

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Photo at the D-Day memorial is the free space on the tory bingo card and he messed that up.

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It's not? I'm kinda relived if it isn't.

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Looks like he's already abandoned ship. And nothing of value was lost.

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Popping my thoughts on Wizard's continued push into AI-ifying Magic and D&D

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I actually got shit on by a bat and didn't go insane, I think.

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I genuinely thought they made that up to make the guy in F:NV sound a bit more folksy.

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Every day I see the fringes of a drama on here and have to fight that twitter instinct to dig in and have "An Opinion™"

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She's still banned though. Photograph Matthew just knows to keep his mouth shut.

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Make you feel smart to be technically correct when someone is clearly upset?

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Check who you're responding to and what they're saying before trying to be clever you ghoul.

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Check who you're responding to and what they're saying before trying to be clever you ghoul.

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Oh excellent. I bounced off trying to make minor changes to stls even following tutorials.

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I'm fucking sorry, a man named Kafka wrote this?

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Honestly fucking sick and tired of social media. Facebook is the only major platform I still use as my entire family use messenger to communicate and now FB decided to recommend outright antisemitism to me as something I might want to join in on. Fuck off.

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Watching the Prime Minister of the UK being bullied on live TV, beautiful.

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Like, this is definitely a honeypot right... RIGHT?

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Very relived that the only list i'm on is "you like anime and i think it's annoying sorry"... But I can't remember interacting with anything anime based on here.

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