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Jonathan Ladd@jonmladd.bsky.social |
Me: "Mr President, I'd like to give you a bribe and commit some treason together." President: "Hold on, lets move this conversation to the Oval Office and bring in some White House aids so we are sure all this gets immunity."
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Chrisby
@chrisbyc.bsky.social
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Yep, holy 💩!
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@annakomnene.bsky.social
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Biden should sit down with a news outlet and tell the reporter that he can order she be assassinated, and all that's stopping him is his own good will.
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WAP
@wetasspword.bsky.social
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If that upsets you wait until you find out about the legal bribery that already exists
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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq.
@jimbosaur.bsky.social
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"Here's a quickie commission as, let's say a major in the Army. There, now what did you have to say to me in my official capacity as your Commander in Chief?"
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Disaster Geek
@monicalea.bsky.social
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"And don't forget to give me the money after so it's a gratuity, not a bribe. That makes everything legal."
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