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Brosephine Wires

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Some people disappear from social media and you know they’re having sex. Others, possibly depressed. Then there’s the people of category number three (murdered — can’t believe they lasted this long tbh)

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thee michael whiteshoes's avatar thee michael whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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there's been a Dateline crew following me for 3 days...should i be worried?

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Jennifer Rose's avatar Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social
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Do we get to choose which option? Because while I'm destined for #2, if #3 results in a true crime podcast that explores my existence before The Event, I could go for that.

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Jack's avatar Jack @shadowjack.bsky.social
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If you're not having sex or depressed..... Watch your back brother

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Dave 's avatar Dave @daveksays.bsky.social
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Wise words

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Busted_Halo's avatar Busted_Halo @bustedhalo.bsky.social
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I’m not one to light up a room so being murdered is out and I’m not depressed, so I’ll take option #1.

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