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Brosephine Wires

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I’m too much with myself, I wanna be someone else. Displaced Houstonian in the GNV.

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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What the hell have I? Same, Alice In Chains, same.

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Not even worth making Election Day a holiday

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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"Our independence is worth celebrating, but not worth a 4 day weekend." -America

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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[inventing giraffes] let’s stretch armstrong a horse

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾's avatar One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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just consumed more than my body weight in kettle corn. I will not be taking questions at this time

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Just going to incoherently post until the white coats come to get me

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Yes, it makes him angry as you can see

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I’m a hostage. Send reinforcements — I can’t fight him on my own.

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StefanThinks's avatar StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
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I'd vote for Air Bud if it kept Trump away from the White House.

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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I've seen too many people driven mad by posting to believe it "accomplishes nothing" lol

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nige's avatar nige @sensualdad.bsky.social
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i once challenged burt reynolds to a chest hair competition and the loser had to star in deliverance

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾's avatar One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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but that’s my emotional support illusion

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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And some of you thought OSHA was going to the dark side tsk tsk

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Did he say “why i don’t vote and you shouldn’t either” or did you come up with some new material

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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a good first date idea is the Lowe’s garden department so you can walk by the bags of mulch just to see if your date gives them a couple hearty pats

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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dear local friends, tomorrow; pork & chicken, homemade sauce, mango salad & black beans / rice hmu if you’re stopping

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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I just want to save this series of tweets for posterity. Hopefully, we’ll have a chance to go back over what’s going on here when tempers have cooled.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾's avatar One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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a lost and found but Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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😂 yeah, but fuck the Zuck I still have an account technically, so I might pop in to check everything out one of these days. You could just send me the photos directly, you have my phone # lol — and we have DMs now

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New city 🤷‍♀️ going with my sister. Last time, it was a date — & I didn’t know was a date until after the show — with a former cast member & we didn’t pay. It was Valentine’s Day & it was my ex but I honestly thought it was a coincidence lolol — I mean, it happened to fall on a Saturday

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K.B. Spangler's avatar K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com
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Me, hootin' and hollerin' like my team won the Super Bowl, at the first real rain we've gotten in 47 days.

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Am I homicidal or do I need a nap: a memoir

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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34 million Texas are now under a hurricane watch — from Brownsville to Galveston/Houston, all the way up to Dallas. They are calling it the (massive, wide) “cone of confusion” because they don’t know where Beryl will hit at this point (neat)

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Seamus O'Flaugherty 's avatar Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social
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the moon don't mind if you take a piss when you are talking to her

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Seamus O'Flaugherty 's avatar Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social
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sometimes I think about my high school friend who had a huge guns 'n roses arm tattoo at 16; I'm sure she's doing fine now

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Seamus O'Flaugherty 's avatar Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social
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follow me on Instagram where my daughter will post 10 reels before I realize she stole my phone

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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I keep thinking about the world I would be comfortable in, and I can’t even imagine it anymore.

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River Side Casino's avatar River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Come see the bucket hat Bob Denver was wearing when he died.

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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sure dude — just like Netanyahu had nothing to do with this think tank or it’s plan for the “complete ethnic cleansing of Gaza”

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onekade's avatar onekade @onekade.bsky.social
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Eric Adams: the worst major city US mayor? I know there are other bad ones but he’s gotta be top two or three if not the worst.

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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raise your hand if you’ve accidentally joined a polycule while checking out at Trader Joe’s

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Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli's avatar Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli @banditelli.org
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Joe Biden just had an 18 minute rally speech and if we can normalize that length maybe he can stay in.

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We need publicly funded campaigns. Each candidate gets an hour on PBS to make their case. More campaign regulations in general re: advertising. I’m so over all of this shit.

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