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Jennifer Rose

@jenni4iowa.bsky.social

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I aspire to be basic, except for the pumpkin spice. If you're not scared shitless, you're not paying attention.


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Itโ€™s a hazard of being a night owl.

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seems equally up @danacorn.bsky.social 's alley

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You rang?

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don't talk back

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Who said anything about going abroad?

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An ATTEMPTED innuendo? You're going to have to try harder than that.

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This means you will be eaten by cannibals.

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๐Ÿคจ

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๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ’™

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"Cat" by Andy Warhol

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yay

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๐Ÿ‘€

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Collect them all?

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As long as they're the sender's boobs

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White women who can't get enough true crime podcasts also want true-crime stories.

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attn @editrix-rachel.bsky.social

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Hotel sounds like a keeper.

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kitty ๐Ÿ˜€

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Did you meet a man with seven wives?

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We all are worried about our lumpy butts being exposed after a shave.

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cc @applecores.bsky.social

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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It's a gift link but somehow it is still demanding an e-mail, which unfortunately ruins the premise of gift links.

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Once again, the problem is people, both their existence and a lack of rule over them.

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They don't respect the people who have to deal with the crying, hysterical balls of walking infections and also their children?

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๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

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Start?

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But not Best Coast, which is No Coast ๐Ÿ˜œ

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๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ˜ป

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I just watched this one last night! It's amazing how many simple lessons can be fit into one cartoon show.

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sorry, going to have to amputate at the neck

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๐Ÿ˜ป

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Imagine the soft-focus publicity stills.

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The real power behind the throne.

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LEFT: Yes, I think pizza would be a wonderful idea, here on my relaxing third day of vacation. RIGHT: PIZZA NOW. FILL THE VOID IN MY STOMACH.

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First autopay with my new rent cost went through. The system is now charging a "technology fee." That means instead of a 4.02% increase, it's a 4.33% increase. Maybe I'll go back to writing checks on principle.

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Correct.

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I stepped on a scale for the first time after vacation. That was a mistake. โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž

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I am an old school Open Apple girl.

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I clearly missed something.

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SOON

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Why isn't Larry allowed to be in charge all the time?

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Of course she isnโ€™t! Her phone could die any moment and sheโ€™d have to TALK to someone!

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Caitlin Clark isnโ€™t on it?

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You get your quota of weird from Bumble.

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๐Ÿ˜Š

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But if they consistently push that conspiracy, with a YouTube channel say, or some website that gets noticed by the right (wrong) peopleโ€ฆ

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How does Elmo always show up in the future PMโ€™s district?

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CHARGE YOUR PHONE

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1989

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