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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

if all this project 2025 stuff keeps getting the attention it deserves bidens probably fine, that shit is a poison pill

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

kendrick looks really cute in his glasses too

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

jesus

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

you look great!

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

lone star is a thing i deeply miss now that im out of texas

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

neil not posting for two days? he did all that shit

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

heartbreaking: bluey from bluey has accidentally poisoned the towns drinking water

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

very similar metallic feeling, but i once had it bad enough i was getting brain zaps because the ph balance in my spit got crazy outta whack

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

affirming misogyny, i love it

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

you ever had strep mouth?

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

they’re deeply boring!

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

it’s baaaad lmao

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

holy shit yes, hahaha yes!

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

stella gave me this dangly goldfish to put in my ear because “you’re a snack that smiles back”

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

asking for permission to hit on me is so cute, damn,

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

so true!

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

hii summer belv!

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

it is not trans people’s responsibility to save ourselves by voting for the rotting corpse the dnc is putting up

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

who wants to send me $250 for a fleece mimikyu

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

i have had the hiccups for an hour, i’m going to throw myself off a bridge

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

holy shit yeah, that is a great back piece

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

have gotten dragged to anthrocon by stella, who is lightly a furry; let’s see how this goes

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

there is no universe in which you can defend the gaiman stuff and not be a suspect person

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