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That was the Texas is back year, it was perfect!
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Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage. Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
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That was the Texas is back year, it was perfect!
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This movie also contains one of the funniest accidental jokes of all time, wherein Jeff Bridges says he thinks the longhorns will be pretty good this year while watching the first game of the season. In a movie that came out in 2016.
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Chris Pine was so hot in Hell or High Water that he incepted me into trying the mustache and stubble look for like 4 months before coming to my senses.
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70 year old dude sitting in his front lawn listening to Cowboy Carter 🫵 you are tonight's South Seattlite of excellence
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Not beating the "Calvinists in denial" accusations
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The biggest problem in swing voter outreach for 20 years has been that nobody believes what Republicans want to do because it sounds unrealistically evil. It's so fucking funny that these dorks achieved accidentally solved that by putting a stupid catchy name on their plans this time.
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kilgore trout
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really been an incredible month for extremely online people convinced whoever they’re talking to is reading their posts
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Elevating Arwen in Fellowship worked great, giving her stuff to do in the later movies mostly meant making Elrond too much of a dickhead. That's still a minor quibble on the best Tolkien adaptations we're ever getting
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Big Dewey Crowe energy
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We already got a recent The Warriors adaptation. It's a whole act of John Wick 4.
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If traffic had been 25% less bad I'd have swung back around the block to get a picture of the artfully sharpie-edited ad that originally read "Hitches: sold and installed here"
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That's our goblin's bedtime song every night. Also works pretty well for calming him down if he bonks his head running around.
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Some say the water loo was ABBAd idea
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We put construction paper over the windows in his room for the first year in addition to blackout curtains, but go off idiots
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Man, I saw the faintest hint of the northern lights this year, and it felt like a religious experience. How do you see the full one and end up here?
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You can build a wing of answers to this just out of Dylan covers, but my favorite is Flogging Molly's The Times They Are A Changing
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Magic Mike 2 is a special case like Alien vs Aliens where both are masterpieces in different genres
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There's an interview with the Kiss guys in Beyond the Lighted Stage where they couldn't figure out why their opening act would just hang out in the hotel room instead of living like rock stars after the show
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Even if you accept the lesser of two evils framing, the only other way this thing goes is the greater of two evils
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Bought a couple linen shirts and two sixers of Shiner Ruby Redbird today. Gonna kick your fucking ass or die trying, Helios.
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You'd need a lot of pairs of chaps
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We fed the most neurotic 35-45 year olds we could find nothing but posts from each other for a year. It's going great
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People will just log onto this website, say something is a pet issue of theirs, and get every single detail about it wrong.
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It's a helpful shorthand for a type of bar. You mostly know what you're going to get at an Irish bar in any city in America
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Bringing that up in the middle of Democrats lighting themselves on fire for a week straight is real big brain stuff
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YouTube brain is wild because people will make a 14 minute video explainer instead of just saying "no water"
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Really beautiful to watch this website briefly pause the internecine left bickering to tell Prime Minister Keith to fuck off
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I see Very Normal Island made it like 12 hours into a massive Tory defeat before even making that annoying for the rest of us
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Today's Friday/Monday singularity is already fucking with me
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Kendrick putting DeMar DeRozan in a video shitting on Drake is the real life version of the Radiohead plot line of Scott Tenorman Must Die
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Thankfully it was next to a wall when it went, so it was only a short jump
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Fs in the chat for my 9 year old plastic porch Adirondack
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Trazadone really helps our dog out on fireworks nights.
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Refugio, things of that nature
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Having a backyard margarita to honor America's diversity or something, and definitely not just because I had extra limes.
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A bottle of prosecco has the exact amount of liquid needed to make 8 aperol spritzes, and you're telling me there's no proof of intelligent design? Checkmate atheists.
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Reaching dangerous levels of BloodTexanContent watching the Astros win one For America
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I don't use it for anything else, but Stubbs is a perfectly cromulent burger sauce mixer
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The only problem now is we're practically on different time zones post-goblin
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One of the sneaky better Meathead tips I picked up is that 50/50 mayo and decent BBQ sauce is basically the same as a much more involved burger sauce
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This is one of those times I'm glad most of my wife's friends are gay dudes.
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Occasionally I think zoomers underestimate how insane the 2000s were, but one time in middle school, an otherwise normal friend's dad got kind of upset that I pronounced Iran "ee-rahn" instead of "eye-ran"
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It's wild watching consent get manufactured in real time
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I can do this (I vote from the couch)
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Crossed 2000 miles on the bike odometer today. Celebrating appropriately.
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the Bear is cool and all but if my local sandwich shop closed down and then suddenly reopened itself as an upscale bourgeois fine dining location I would kill myself
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Vox Populi, Vox Deiz Nuts
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Polling says that Trump is winning on the back of people who didn't vote in 2020, and everyone expects this to be a low turnout election. Those two things probably can't both be true.
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