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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
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Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.
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kilgore trout
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has he tried saying it was just official acts
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Gregory Hays
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
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kilgore trout
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you can even get real weird and throw all sorts of other spices on there if you’re into it. drop them on the grill over medium high, leave them alone to get a char even when you think you’re burning them, flip, & don’t panic when they fall apart and some of them bite it in the fire. that’s life
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kilgore trout
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this is not hard to do even if you’re not much into cooking: slice those guys thick (this is the only place you can go wrong, you want enough onion that the outside takes a char while the inside carmelizes, too thin & it’s all char), dap them in some olive oil, salt, pepper, oregano, to taste
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kilgore trout
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ugh but yes
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kilgore trout
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they taste like a sweet acidic fruit, can only get them a few short weeks each summer and they are a treasure
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kilgore trout
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vidalias baby
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kilgore trout
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this hurts so much
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kilgore trout
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tbh if he really wants to run out the string here he should probably push all the chips in and ask for another debate. right now he’s got the vibes of a game manager quarterback who tossed 5 picks against ohio state and now everybody wants to see the backup
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kilgore trout
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think the big problem dynamic here is it’s becoming pretty evident nobody fears any stitches for snitching, which does nothing to allay the concerns that the WH has no fastball left
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kilgore trout
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is michael tracey allowed to be within 500’ here
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kilgore trout
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kilgore trout
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please, sir, my spaghetti is horny
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kilgore trout
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hope you like watching phillies in your all star game, dorks
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kilgore trout
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how I think I’ll perform at work the friday between fourth of july & the weekend / how I actually perform at work the friday between fourth of july & the weekend
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kilgore trout
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joe biden must seek out a rare blue flower growing only on the eastern slopes of the mountains in bhutan and carry it to the top of the mountain
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kilgore trout
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oh the fuck you do up you’ve never gone 3-9
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kilgore trout
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just changed my banner photo
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kilgore trout
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gonna start a support group for the “look I dunno man I’m exhausted let’s just do whatever it takes” demographic
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kilgore trout
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I have not yet begun to write intolerably
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kilgore trout
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as a politics knower I think the democrats should simply do the thing that makes it easiest to win, but also aligns with both all my prior posts and all my most panicked recent posts. this is very simple and obvious.
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kilgore trout
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should I watch this for a 4th of july wildcard table setter, I think I might
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kilgore trout
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as long as we’re at it hardnose the highway is just about nonstop van bangers and absolutely none of it ever gets consideration, especially the quiet close out with purple heather and autumn song
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kilgore trout
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look I get astral weeks fully but I’m taking veedon fleece every time, just because it is so underloved and I honestly feel it is the perfect midpoint between van being a little timid with his vocals and becoming a little (not much, the man’s voice is a full on instrument) over enamored
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kilgore trout
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there is so much wilco spiders/kidsmoke in this, which I fully know I have backwards because of chronology but geez it is wild how I kept expecting jeff tweedy’s gorgeous stained glass voice instead
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kilgore trout
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enter code JONTAY for $100 in free bets on trial outcome
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kilgore trout
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listen to like five non-radioplay van tracks and no esp needed
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kilgore trout
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(it was a blunt being snuffed out but who cares)
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kilgore trout
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every photo ever taken of him just vibrates with who the fuck are you and why do I need to be here and how dare you
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kilgore trout
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oh. oh no
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kilgore trout
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alright last one for now and I went back & forth for a while on whether to enter this or the st dominics preview cover but I decided on this one because it’s so goofy and vibrant and van looks about 900% more uncomfortable than he always looks anyway
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kilgore trout
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great cover, tremendous guess where my dick has been vibes
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kilgore trout
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absolutely on any list
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kilgore trout
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well I guess but that’s not what I’d do with it if I ever found it in an old box so it’s cool to have something weird to hunt for
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kilgore trout
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yeah now I’m like itchy to find it
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kilgore trout
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side note ned only YOU could pull off a “scroll to page 83” and I don’t even fucking blink
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kilgore trout
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ok I bookmarked this if I don’t check back in in, like, a month, bug me
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kilgore trout
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let’s get unbearably maudlin for just a minute while celebrating a top ten banger cover/album combo
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kilgore trout
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really wish I had a minute to get into joy division, I know I can’t just decide I’m gonna do it and then give it only 38 minutes so I am just forever intimidated
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kilgore trout
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so fucking cool
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kilgore trout
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I don’t think this was even a photo shoot I just think this is just a candid of how these guys rolled
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kilgore trout
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oh my god it’s this guy
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kilgore trout
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every time I play this album someone thinks I’m looking at porn. mick you absolute scamp
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kilgore trout
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lol wild I only know him from his dead stuff but that cover is either a dead ringer or actually him
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kilgore trout
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it’s proof shit has always been cool if you know where to look
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kilgore trout
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wait is that a robert crumb
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kilgore trout
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hell yeah
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kilgore trout
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the “women love this one weird trick” of album covers
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kilgore trout
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ie every dog ever in every group photo
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