This is a smart strategy. Joe Biden, white man, had run out of road, but Joe Biden, black woman, might still have a chance.
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No serious individual likes 9/10 of my mediocre skeets.
I can't be flattered or pandered to with sycophancy -- I've got no Ego to fluff, inflate, or manipulate.
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Would so many people follow me if they knew that I never, ever, ever transfer money over the internet.
I use my bank's night deposit box, for god's sake.
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"Little Homie, that's just a figure of speech - you can't literally be the sky. You have to pick a type of person."
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boogers are the worst part of the human experience, death be damned.
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FRT - doggies are not normally accustomed to BATTLE SOUNDS.
Let slip the doggies of war and they run from cannons,
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get it? viruses are viruses, right?
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computer viruses did a War of the Worlds.
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Tuff Guy - "Your scared doggies are little bitches who should be ashamed of themselves."
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They appreciate it when you treat them like dangerous tigers.
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Earlier, watching Wifey walk Flynn the cat back up the driveway -
"pocket panther"
rarrr. lol.
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Boo. no bonfire for me.
New gas cans seem intentionally designed to keep me from pouring gas on things. Boo. That was one of the coolest parts of gasoline - pouring it on things.
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Radio Tornado.
πΆIIIIIIII'MMMMM NOT THE KIND OF GIRLLLL....
who gives up just like thatπΆ
Blondie - "The Tide is High"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQU2...
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"what kind of guy should I be?"
"Little homie, the sky's the limit"
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I don't understand that, but as an undecided voter, I love beats and mustard. +50 points.
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Man, if they had that in a black tank.
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Joe likes cars. Match made in car-guy-lava-heaven.
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Spoken like a true pessimist. We hate being right. Fake pessimists are just asshole contrarians being smug and contrary.
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Just tell him that the epstein files mf were talking shit about how drake won.
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i don't care about uncle jack's horse problems,
signed,
lowercaser
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How you like that car wash, bitch?
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Every Saint worth his salt would forgive anyone for pummeling Hitler impersonators.
I'm only a minor bodhisattva and I'll sign all antifascist forgiveness slips.
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Birds are watching me? *exhales cloud*
That's deep.
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She circle on my tyrants til I, "oooouuugh".
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But can it make more than it spends?
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Chris Hitchens Hitler over here. I'd get the code and kick his ass.
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The old gray lady is in her Joe Biden Era.
That's not when they talk about Joe Biden, that's when they act like Joe Biden.
NYT is over the hill.
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Bart notices daddy still ain't bought a "lawn" mower.
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Sorry, glizzy is too gay. I'll just keep choking down the weiners.
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Finally, he seen his ancestral enemy.
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Flynn the cat on his walk just surprised a little grey mouse trying to move in on chipmunk-squirrel-cat territory and chased it under the fence.
Then we gave him ten minutes of "learn what mousies smell like" school before "more walkies".
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I am hearing zero fireworks.
Like, my drum jams are more explosive and disruptive than this.
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Lol, random notif made me make myself laugh.
The past is someone else's diary.
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Extension-cord Chainsaw Massacre.
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4th of July music from the MC5
youtu.be/5_EQFz_DZZM?...
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The snide line in 2020 was that the Biden campaign was "elder abuse". If it wasn't true then, it sure is now.
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Yeah, tell it to the Queen, cvnts.
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