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Reluctant Marxist. Bigotry Skeptic. Equality Endorser. Recovering Apathetic. Butlerian Jihadi, local 69-420 Hater of Empires/Walker on Smoke. Anti-Clout/Anti-Clockwise/Anti-Gamer Aktion. Neuroplastic. Proud Mammal. est. 1975


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This is a smart strategy. Joe Biden, white man, had run out of road, but Joe Biden, black woman, might still have a chance.

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Be a swell time for a reporter to look for examples of Trump knowing what that is.

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Turn down for whom? Ludicrous. There will be no turning doen.

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Radio Tornado.

Cibo Matto -"Sci-Fi Wasabi"
youtu.be/-aqhmKfM86o?...

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There's so much MSG in Chili Cheese Fritos, I've been addicted since I was fifteen.

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No serious individual likes 9/10 of my mediocre skeets. I can't be flattered or pandered to with sycophancy -- I've got no Ego to fluff, inflate, or manipulate.

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Nothing's more suspicous than likng my skeets too much. It's not encouraging or supportive - it's sus. *block-hammer*

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Would so many people follow me if they knew that I never, ever, ever transfer money over the internet. I use my bank's night deposit box, for god's sake.

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Red Tornado's Journal. 4th July. The barrage of the recreational capitalist intimidation munitions continues.

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Radio Tornado.

Mega Ran - "Mackeral Sky"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=r9AU...

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Eat the Rich.

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Radio Tornado.

The warrior returning to Tengri-Sky

Motley Crue - "Home Sweet Home"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmrh...

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Just watched "Cavalera" in sweden four days ago. Antifa flag on the drumkit. *clutches fist to heart* My loves never disappoint me. (rammstein who?)

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"Little Homie, that's just a figure of speech - you can't literally be the sky. You have to pick a type of person."

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I wish that Trevor Moore had reached out to me. I feel like I could have helped. We could have sat in the ER with our drunken self-inflicted injuries together. ;P

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boogers are the worst part of the human experience, death be damned.

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FRT - doggies are not normally accustomed to BATTLE SOUNDS. Let slip the doggies of war and they run from cannons,

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get it? viruses are viruses, right?

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computer viruses did a War of the Worlds.

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Tuff Guy - "Your scared doggies are little bitches who should be ashamed of themselves."

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They appreciate it when you treat them like dangerous tigers.

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Earlier, watching Wifey walk Flynn the cat back up the driveway - "pocket panther" rarrr. lol.

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Boo. no bonfire for me. New gas cans seem intentionally designed to keep me from pouring gas on things. Boo. That was one of the coolest parts of gasoline - pouring it on things.

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"what kind of guy should I be?" "Little homie, the sky's the limit"

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I don't understand that, but as an undecided voter, I love beats and mustard. +50 points.

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Man, if they had that in a black tank.

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Joe likes cars. Match made in car-guy-lava-heaven.

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Spoken like a true pessimist. We hate being right. Fake pessimists are just asshole contrarians being smug and contrary.

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Just tell him that the epstein files mf were talking shit about how drake won.

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i don't care about uncle jack's horse problems, signed, lowercaser

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How you like that car wash, bitch?

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Every Saint worth his salt would forgive anyone for pummeling Hitler impersonators. I'm only a minor bodhisattva and I'll sign all antifascist forgiveness slips.

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Birds are watching me? *exhales cloud* That's deep.

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She circle on my tyrants til I, "oooouuugh".

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But can it make more than it spends?

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Chris Hitchens Hitler over here. I'd get the code and kick his ass.

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The old gray lady is in her Joe Biden Era. That's not when they talk about Joe Biden, that's when they act like Joe Biden. NYT is over the hill.

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Bart notices daddy still ain't bought a "lawn" mower.

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Sorry, glizzy is too gay. I'll just keep choking down the weiners.

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Finally, he seen his ancestral enemy.

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Flynn the cat on his walk just surprised a little grey mouse trying to move in on chipmunk-squirrel-cat territory and chased it under the fence. Then we gave him ten minutes of "learn what mousies smell like" school before "more walkies".

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I am hearing zero fireworks. Like, my drum jams are more explosive and disruptive than this.

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Lol, random notif made me make myself laugh. The past is someone else's diary.

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Extension-cord Chainsaw Massacre.

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The snide line in 2020 was that the Biden campaign was "elder abuse". If it wasn't true then, it sure is now.

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Yeah, tell it to the Queen, cvnts.

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