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That Guy James
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The most fuckin anodyne, prosaic shit is going to get labeled “pornography.”
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Reader, recovering professional film critic, burgeoning literature/fashion semiotics/linguistics of sexuality academic, bad skeets, neurospicy, still prefers Tumblr, has 5 invite codes available, he/they, biggest fan of smoothunicorn.bsky.social
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That Guy James
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The most fuckin anodyne, prosaic shit is going to get labeled “pornography.”
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That Guy James
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It’s not gonna just be porn as you understand it. We already know they think the very mention of queerness counts as porn, but it’s not going to stop there. Anything they view as potentially causing thoughts that go against the Bible and God is, in their view, pornography.
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That Guy James
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When discussing how evangelicals want to ban pornography it should be remembered that Kirk Cameron harassed producers of Growing Pains into quitting the show by accusing them of being pornographers for wanting to put more adult themes in the show. Their definition of pornography is wide.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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I can’t even describe what this fucker’s about but read it if you haven’t.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Like a month and a half ago @bbolander.bsky.social admonished me for having never read Perdido Street Station. Holy fuck????? I’m only like a third of the way through it and holy fuck??????
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Mat™️
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If I ran Bluesky I'd get rid of likes Each post would be categorized by an algorithm as "not really all that Raven," "somewhat Raven," or "so Raven"
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Me when someone claims they have power over me.
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That Guy James
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The Inside Out characters in my head.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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I mean he hasn’t tried finding me so I’m not gonna be putting in tons of effort to find him.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Been pretty much right here since neighborhood fireworks started a few hours ago.
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet etc
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Noirth of the July evening with The Asphalt Jungle and In A Lonely Place.
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That Guy James
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Part “no one hates Star Wars like Star Wars fans” and part anti-woke brain rot. There’s a vocal contingent who think the existence of Osha and Mae means Star Wars is ruined, on top of Yord being perceived as queer because the actor is gay. Lots of hate for female showrunner too. Nonsense, really.
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That Guy James
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It’s so much worse in real life.
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That Guy James
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Roll20 sent data breach notice at 1:20am on a Wednesday morning. Check your shit, change your passwords. IP addresses, last four of CC numbers, name, email address.
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That Guy James
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Made worse/better when Scully said “Grass? In this climate?”
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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An unsung moment in cinematic history is when The X-Files showed this shot of a Dallas suburb in the desert, with the Dallas skyline lurking in the background. The cackles in the Dallas theater, lemme tell you.
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That Guy James
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The conversation there was wild. You’re right though. American entitlement is crazy. The colonial “we deserve it” mentality still goes deep and hard.
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That Guy James
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Pictures do not do this thing any justice. It’s even uglier and more idiotic than you think.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Fuck.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Challenge them to “debates” at a gun range I swear this would 100% work.
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That Guy James
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May you ever be half as comfortable as Thanos.
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That Guy James
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I honestly and truly believe leftist candidates would win offices in Texas up and down the ballot if they ran ads of them doing donuts in Ford F250, shooting rifles wearing sunglasses, and saying shit like “kick DC’s ass Texas style” without even getting into policy positions.
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Emily Roberts
@smoothunicorn.bsky.social
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Using MOVIE as an acronym recommend 5 films (romcom edition) Much Ado About Nothing (1993) Overboard (1987) Valley Girl (1983) It Happened One Night (1934) Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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If Canada was real then they’d surely win a Stanley Cup.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Almost went Onibaba.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Using MOVIE as an acronym recommend 5 films M: M (Fritz Lang) O: O Brother Where Art Thou (Coen Brothers) V: Videodrome (Cronenberg) I: It Happened One Night (Capra) E: Ed Wood (Burton)
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That Guy James
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Your apathy is their weapon.
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That Guy James
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This shit is so much bigger than us right now. Apathy and despair are weapons used against us. Apathetic and hopeless is how they want us. That ensures they win. Fuck em. Hope is punk. Joy is resistance. Despair is defeat.
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That Guy James
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“Thank you for your service,” unironically.
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That Guy James
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Hope is attacked because without hope there can be no change. They want you hopeless. They want you despairing. A despairing populace does not stand up. A hopeless populace does not pushback. Let your anger fuel your hope. Rage for a brighter dawn. Don’t cede your joy. Joy is hope. Hope is movement.
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That Guy James
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Sicario is well acted and directed but kinda felt undercooked to me. Not in a way I can pinpoint, exactly, but left thinking “okay, and?” I can’t remember anything about Day of the Soldado.
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That Guy James
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We were having a good night. We were all having a good night.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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“I pay om-idge” “This is an oh-maj”
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Usually 1 tube of soy chorizo (or any chorizo, I just like soy chorizo) per pound of meat.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Chop an onion, cook it in the ground turkey, season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, cumin, and chili powder, brown the turkey, add the soy chorizo, mix it in well, finish cooking, eat tacos, cry because you’re out of tacos.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Make a band bready Four Naan Blondes
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Throw some soy chorizo into that shit for added flavor.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Tattooed. Napped. Best birthday ever.
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That Guy James
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Fun fact, me and Sailor Moon have the same birthday.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Mom coming in fuckin hot this birthday.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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I’m sure this will jinx it and I’ll probably see one tomorrow because it’s my birthday.
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That Guy James
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It’s funny that I live like 70 miles from the factory and haven’t seen a single Cybertruck.
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That Guy James
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I need Ayo and Cena to star in literally anything together whatever as long as 90% of the screen time is them.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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It’s more of the same. Well written. Well acted. Well shot. Story-light. Slice of life. Feeling it.
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That Guy James
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Really don’t get the critical disdain for season three of The Bear. Also glad I don’t work in kitchens still.
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That Guy James
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That Guy James
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Oh damn. Just looked that up. Wild.
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Did it ever leave?
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That Guy James
@jroberts.bsky.social
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Someone wants to take a shot straight they can piss right off. Someone wants to put a shot in my coffee, I’m hearing them out.
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