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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

keep honking! i'm playing goat simulator 3

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

aw hbd!

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

the superior taylor poster

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

i was behind this baby in traffic for like 10 minutes the other day

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:12 UTC

this NY ass bitch telling ME, A TEXAN, about the south...... fucking carpetbagger

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:05 UTC

i'm literally still thinking about this

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:57 UTC

i was talking to the neighbor cat and she was rubbing against the window and now she's soooo mad i didn't fly up there and pet her

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

i'm going to write a guide on being normal on the internet bc some of you seem to need the help

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

lmfao? car in the parking lot at work today

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

keep honking! i'm playing goat simulator 3

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

finally some good news

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

dog at the engravers beat my ass

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

a lady stopped me today to tell me she liked my dress and she called me "striking" so if you'll excuse me i'm going to be riding that high for the rest of the night

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

vibrating in place trying not to fire off a "me when i'm stupid" qrt

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

i keep trying to be nice and not go "get a load of this idiot" ten times a day but god it's a struggle sometimes

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

what's it like to have the stupidest opinions on earth

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

people who aren't from the south putting on a little southern affect is so fucking weird and jarring. that's not yours. get your own

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

you people just make stuff up in your head and get mad about it huh

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

oh i know. it pisses me off every time

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

it was an excited teenage yellow labrador i'm pretty sure i was safe from his attack mechanics

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

you gotta be kidding me with that

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

i would follow him to antarctica and still love him

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

peebdy

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

i'm learning slowly. i'm very proud of medford (medfid)

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

i like the caudalie grape water. not the beauty elixir JUST the grape water in can

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

irl lol

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

i bet you're wondering how i got here

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

my husband owns the biggest, heaviest flashlight i've ever seen and it doesn't work anymore but my husband said "i'm leaving it in the car as a melee weapon"

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

okay relax killer

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

reveuh??

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

why do you think i have bangs lol

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

whenever someone asks how i ended up here from Texas i have the exact same conversation- i say my husband and they say "oh is he from here?" and i say yes he's from Revere and they say "oh he's... FROM here". it's funny every time

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

anything is a blunt weapon if you try hard and believe in yourself

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

technically,

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

i didn't want to say it but yeah i'm holding it like the strap

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

she was MORTIFIED and i was like ma'am this will be gone in like 10 minutes i just bruise like a peach

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

dog at the engravers beat my ass

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

realizing i'm holding this thing so crazy. i'm wielding this shit like a morningstar

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

the way i'm holding it doesn't help lmao. i'm wielding that shit

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:54 UTC

my husband got me an early birthday present and it might be the most ridiculous thing i've ever owned (it's a hair tool)

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:27 UTC

it's a great product, excuse you

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cait @cait.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:27 UTC

there is some unbelievably beautiful craftsmanship at my cemetery

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