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Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social |
officer i have to let you know that i do have a concealed weapon in the vehicle - i have 3 longswords, 15 daggers, 2 crossbows, 40 bolts, 10 unlit torches, 8 clubs, 4 spiked shields, and 1 wand of thunderbolt in my bag. i am going to very jerkily and quickly reach into this bag rn. to kill you.
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Lyra al Gaib
@faequeenlyra.bsky.social
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the town guard who pulled your wagon over:
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Johnny at Home
@johnnysthoughts.bsky.social
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You have committed crimes against Bluesky and her people, what say you in your defense?
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Dan Yocum
@yocum137.bsky.social
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Ma’am, I’m going to need to know how many blocks of dirt, stone, granite, and wood you may have in your inventory as well.
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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if you could just escort me to the nearest store first so I can sell all of these we can do this in a much more civilized manner
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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55 longswords 55 daggers 55 crossbows
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